|
WOOF WERD |
MEANING |
| EbilBabyGate |
a
hoominchild's restraint used to keep dogs confined to a single room |
| CyberDen |
Web
page to show off how pretty you are |
| Rooos,
Arroos |
Greeting,
Hi, Hello |
| Fangs,
Fangu |
Thanks,
Thank You |
| Wink*Wink |
Boyfriend/Girlfriend |
| Poly*wink |
Mulitple
wink*winks |
| Wink*wag |
Special
friends, but not wink*winks |
| Furrend |
Friend |
| Den |
Your
house |
| Movinden |
Car,
Truck, Van, etc |
| Ho-Tail |
Hotel,
motel, place to crash for the night that is not one's own den |
| Hot
Box |
Fireplace |
Non-Smelly Box |
Television |
Cold Box |
Refrigerator |
| Pooter,
Puter |
Computer |
| Hoomin |
Human/non-dog
who cares for things and us |
| Klub
Trub |
a
place fur us doggies ta go when Trubble bisits our den |
| Trubble |
a
doggie dat is majik -- he/she kin take on da shape an form an looks of enny doggie an then
duz bad stuff an gits said doggie in "trubble" |
Suckermom/dad
Loveymom/dad
Meanolemom/dad |
self-explanatory |
CounterSurfing |
Stealing
that which is meant and prepared for hoomin consumption but carelessly left on the counter
for our enjoyment. Much like channel surfing but with better, yummier results. |
Out |
Area used by the
doggies to run, play, pee, and poop. Usually fenced place outside the den.
Sometimes no fence but a bitey thing happens when you try to leave with your speshul
collar on. |
TED |
The Ebil Doctor --
hoomins call him the vet. |
| PLV |
Pretty Lady Vet --
alla da woofers nose dat PLV is nice an wunnerful an neffer effur mean like TED |
| Tutored/Sprayed |
What happens to boy
or gurl doggies when they donate their boyparts or gurlparts to TED's stew |
| TED's Stew |
What TED makes when
effur a doggie has to go see
Sir Jury |
| Xtra Rays |
When TED or PLV takes
pitchers of yore bones. |
