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Meow! We're Sonny and Buster... we own Susan and live with her in
her home! We really run the place (don't all cats?), but do let her
make a decision once in a while!
Here are some yummy recipes, funny
"ditties" and other miscellaneous treats we hope you'll
enjoy! We know we do!
(You can see real
pictures of us here)
Tuna Cookies
(for
Kitties)
1 8 oz can of tuna
2 cups flour
3/4 cup water
2/3 cup veg. oil
1/2 teaspoon
salt
Mix all ingredients
well, kneading just to combine. On floured surface, roll out to 1/4 inch
thickness. Cut into desired shapes. Place on greased baking sheet. Bake
at 350 degrees for 25-30 minutes. Cool on wire rack.
Kitty Kisses
(for
Kitties)
1 can favorite canned cat
food
piping bag with small plain tip
Whirr cat food in blender or food
processor till the consistency of frosting. Put into pastry or piping
bag and make "kisses" on parchment paper lined cookie sheet.
Bake at 300 degrees until sort of dry and done. Time depends on size of
kisses. Small ones take about 15 minutes.
Kitty Litter Cake
(for
brave People!)
1 Spice or German Chocolate Cake Mix
1 White Cake Mix
1 pkg White Sandwich Cookies
1 Large pkg Vanilla Instant Pudding Mix
Green food coloring
12 Small Tootsie Rolls
1 *NEW* kitty litter box
1 *NEW* kitty litter box plastic liner
1 *NEW* pooper scooper
Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions (any size pans).
Prepare pudding mix and chill until ready to assemble.
Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in blender, they tend
to stick, so scrape often. Set aside all but about 1/4 cup.
To the 1/4 cup cookie crumbs, add a few drops green food coloring and
mix using a fork or shake in a jar.
When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble into a large bowl.
Toss with half the remaining white cookie crumbs and the chilled
pudding. You probably won't need all of the pudding, mix with the cake
and "feel" it, you don't want it soggy, just moist; gently combine.
Line new, clean kitty litter box. Put mixture into litter box.
Put three unwrapped Tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat
until soft and pliable. Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving
slightly. Repeat with 3 more Tootsie rolls and bury in mixture.
Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top. Scatter the green cookie
crumbs lightly over the top, this is supposed to look like the
chlorophyll in kitty litter.
Heat remaining Tootsie Rolls, 3 at a time in the microwave until almost
melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs.
Another addition: spread 5 of the remaining Tootsie Rolls over
the top; take one and heat until pliable, hang it over the side of the
kitty litter box; sprinkling it lightly with cookie crumbs.
Place the box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs
around.
Serve with a *new* pooper scooper.
Original Chef: Unknown...but someone with a great sense of
humor!
Rules of Etiquette for Inexperienced Cats
(1) If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good!
(2) Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the
evening. He won't dare push you off and will even call you "nice kitty." If you can arrange to have cat food on your breath, so much the better.
(3) For sitting on laps or rubbing against trouser legs, select
colors contrast with your own.
(4) Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.
(5) For guests who say, "I love kitties," be ready with aloof disdain, claws applied to stockings or a quick nip on the ankles.
(6) Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once the door is opened for
you, it is not necessary to use it. You can change your mind. When you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half in and half out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather or mosquito season.
(7) If one person is busy and the other is idle, sit with the busy one.
(8) For book readers, get in close under the chin, unless you can lie across the book itself.
(9) For ladies knitting, curl quietly into lap and pretend to dose.
Then reach out and slap knitting needles sharply. This is what she calls a dropped stitch. She will try to distract you. Ignore it.
(10) For people doing homework, sit on the paper being worked on. After being removed for the second time, push anything movable off the table -- pens, pencils, stamps -- one at a time.
(11) Get enough sleep during the daytime so that you are fresh for
playing at night between 2 & 4 a.m....Author Unknown
Cat Commandments
(author unknown)
Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the modem.
Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem.
Thou shall not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.
Thou shall not sit in front of the television or monitor as thou are transparent.
Thou shall not projectile vomit from the top of the refrigerator.
Thou shall not walk in on a dinner party and commence licking thy
butt.
Thou shall not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
Thou shall not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital
region.
Fast as thou are, thou cannot run through closed doors.
Thou shall not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
Thou shall not climb on the garbage can with the hinged lid, as thee will fall in and trap thyself.
Thou shall not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.
Thou shall not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4a.m.
Thou shall realize that the house is not a prison from which to
escape at any opportunity.
Thou shall not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.
Thou shall not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.
Thou shall remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
Thou shall show remorse when being scolded.
Pet Employment Opportunity
A sign was hung
in an office window. It read:
Help wanted.
Must type 70 words a minute.
Must be computer literate.
Must be bilingual.
An equal opportunity employer.
A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at
it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked into the
manager's office, making it clear he wished to apply for the job.
The office manager laughed and said, "I can't hire a dog for this
job." The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity
employer."
So the manager said, "OK, take this letter and type it."
The dog
went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the
finished letter, perfectly formatted.
The manager said, "Alright, here's a problem. Write a computer
program for it and run it." Fifteen minutes later, the dog came
back with the correct answer.
The manager still wasn't convinced. "I still can't hire you for
this position. You've got to be bilingual."
The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow."
Sandpaper Kisses
Author Unknown
Sandpaper kisses on a cheek or chin
that is the way for a day to begin!
Sandpaper kisses- a cuddle & purr
I have an alarm clock that's covered in fur!!
Daisy's
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Net
Vets
(online vets
who offer help with ill pets)
Basic
Rules for Cats who have a house to run!
Holistic
Pet Information
Kopy
Kat Korner Cat Club
ARF
(Animal Rescue
Foundation)
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