10 Signs Your Cat Has Learned 
Your Internet Password!

1. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."

2. Traces of kitty litter are on your keyboard.

3. You find you've subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.

4. Your web browser has a new home page at http:/www.feline.com/.

5. Your mouse has teeth marks in it, and a strange aroma of tuna.

6. Hate mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."

7. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.

8. You keep finding new software around your house like "CatinTax," and "WarCat II."

9. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.

10. You find little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratchingpost.

Anonymous 

THINGS YOU CAN LEARN FROM YOUR CAT

Make the world your playground.

Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps. 

If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do. 

When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up. 

Always find a good patch of sun to nap in. 

Nap often. 

When in trouble, just purr and look cute. 

Life is hard, and then you nap. 

Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours. 

When in doubt, cop an attitude. 

Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them. 

Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there. 

Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner. 

Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care". 

When you have something important to say, try to say it in the dead of night when you're *sure* everyone's sleeping. There's no better way to get the attention you deserve