Hal Facts

Hal's full name is Hal Magee Sparks III.
Birthday: September 25, 1971.
Height: 5'8" Weight: 150 lbs.
Brown eyes and hair.
29 inch waist and 32 inch inseam.
Hal was raised in Peaks Mill, KY.
He moved to Chicago at age 14 and attended NewTrier High School.
16 days after graduating he drove to CA.
He presently lives in North Hollywood.
Won the "Funniest Teenager in Chicago" contest in 1987.
He's 1/2 Cherokee.
He's a big KISS fan.
He bought his first album when he was 5 years old.
Hal studied martial arts (Kung Fu San Soo) for most of his life.
He can turn his eyelids inside out.
He's currently working on a comedy album and a musical one.
Some films he was in are: Lost and Found, Signs and Wonders, Chopper Chicks in Zombietown, and Phil's Diner.
His TV appearances include TS, Dr. Quinn, Nightstand, Lois and Clark, Martial Law and "The View" on March 6.
Hal likes intelligence and consistency of character in a woman.
His all time favorite TV shows are Monty Python's Flying Circus, Black Adder ad Fawlty Towers.
His all time favorite movies are Bladerunner, Fletch, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, and The Man With Two Brains.
He prefers cats over dogs.
His favorite color is blue.
Hal's favorite sketch is the GAPP commercial.
His top 3 rants are: Nutrition, Religion, and Motivation.