THE HASHIT

BSBH3 HASH COMMANDMENT #5 "Thou shalt have no other before the Hashit for it is sacred and held in much reverence and he that holdeth it hath invoked much scorn." When Hashers are not amused Escape is impossible for the accused Should the Hashers dictate The phallic does wait

A well Deserved Hashit for Dirty Dick

Our first Hashit was kindly donated by Peter Murdoch of the BH3 in October 1982 and it obviously symbolised exactly what they thought of us, however it was greatly appreciated and soon gained the respect and reverence that all Hashits deserve.

It was awarded for the first time on 2nd March 1983 (run 21) to Lenny Spencer and George Mitchell and was, unfortunately, only awarded 5 more times. Steve Lovick and Dave Allen were the last `proud' recipients on 6th July 1983 for committing the hienous crime of accepting a lift in a chariot. Justice was done when they knelt before the Hashit and were cleansed of their sins.

Later that night during an OnOn at the World Wide Club, Muara, our beloved hashit, considered sacred by all, was stolen by a Brunei Hasher from Steve's car.  In its place was found a Brunei Hash sheet with a ransom demand written on the back for `a donation of 3 crates of beer for its safe return.'

This act of villany upset many people who noted that it would be impossible to insult a Hash more than by stealing its Hashit. However, neither Hash could allow one foolish act by an unknown person to turn into a full scale war.

A Brunei Hasher had kindly donated it, if they wanted it back we would make another.

At that time the BSBH3 had a large contingent of Danish drinkers who were given the herculean task of constructing the new Hashit. They went about their task with the required respect and tenderness needed in building hashits. As our Hash increased in size, so did our Hashit. Rumours that it was carved to be life-sized for the average Dane  was soon proved totally unfounded with respect to size, however I cannot comment on the bent nature and corkscrew thread.

It was appropriate that the man who was the principle architect in the construction of the new Hashit was also the first to kneel before it on 17th Aug 1983. While instructing a new hasher in all things holy and hopelessly lost off paper, Viggo Hansen left his guest telling him to `follow the sun.' Viggo returned, his guest didn't.

Over the years  the Danish Hashit has disappeared and re-appeared many times and numerous other Hashits have been constructed and used as temporary replacements, but none could ever replace the original which was a part of our Hash history.

Then in 1997 Dr Death, an ex-Brunei Hasher, joined the BSBH3 and within a few weeks brought back our long lost heirloom - and was promptly awarded it. It would appear that it had been handed down over the years until finally reaching the hands of his (ex) wife who, as I understand, made good use of it before fleeing the country in search of the real thing. The Hashit was only used a few more times before once again disappearing. Last awarded to XXXX Pete, which was pretty stupid as he left State the following day. The Hashit is now believed to be prominently displayed at his home in Oz and is probably being well used in his circle of `male' friends - or should that be male friends circle

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