Dougie McCaig

Snooker Ball Painter

Hi, my hobbies are playing Dark Tower and not letting anyone else win, eating hamburger rolls (usually 6 at a time) and not letting anyone else have any and eating Chinese Take Aways. Other things you should be aware of is my history behind the wheel. In 1989 I ran into a parked car in Gullane beach car park, in 1990 I took a 10 foot van under or rather through an 8 foot barrier and then uttered the now famous saying "I didn't think I was going to make it!", later in 1991 I let another van I was driving roll into a street light when I left the handbrake off, in 1992 I got stopped for travelling at 48 mph in a 30 limit and most recently I sold a car with Anti Lock Brakes for one without and promptly ran into to a Royal Mail van.
More recently I have begun DJ'ing with a friend from work, don't worry though he doesn't let me drive to the gigs!!

Keep it real guys!

Dougie

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If you'd rather play with snooker balls instead of painting them try this
Fancy a hamburgers, try these ones
Need to improve your driving? BSM

Just a final note, beware because from January I'm back driving for a living on the roads and you never know when I might be behind you...

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