Kevin Livingstone

is the REAL David Beckham

Hello I'm Kevin J Livingstone and as you already know I am COOL. I had a pony tail before David Beckham and I don't care that he doesn't have it any longer, he knows that I'm smarter than him. I will never get rid of it as I just love stroking my length.

My favourite interests are ordering take-away food from the Goodwill Chinese carry out and looking at myself in the mirror while brushing my lovely hair.
I also love to go shopping, just recently I went into town and extended my already fantastic collection of Gucci everything, I even have a Gucci skirt just like David's. I must wear it in Mercado this weekend.

Incidentally if anyone wants to buy a Versace coat, second hand but never worn please let me know, it's brown and furry with the texture of freshly trimmed King Charles Spaniel.

Cut your own hedge. Dick, Dick cut your own hedge.

Kevin

Links to other sites on the Web

Hair care for pony tails
Pizza Hut Mmmmmm
Chinese Food

Oh and one last thing. When I fired into Rhonda "The Honda" Glasgow she was very tidy but since then she has let herself go RIGHT!***

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