Unfortunately, I don't think it's safe to let him near your balls!
So, instead, he'll sign a picture of himself to you!
Just send and Email to pan@dotstar.net and request one.
You'll need to include Name, and any personal message you would like him to sign.
Autograph will take from 1-4 days to send.  Picture will be just like the one above,
only more personalized.  More picture choices coming soon.

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Boy, isn't this a cheap give away!
Anything for his adoring fans!