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This is the cover of Al's newest CD of parodies of and original songs. The CD as you can see is called "Running With Scissors". The links below are all of the lyrics to all of the songs on this CD. Check 'em out!
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The Saga Begins
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
The Weird Al Show Theme
Jerry Springer
Germs
Polka Power!
Your Horoscope For Today
It's All About The Pentiums
Truck Drivin' Song
Grapefruit Diet
Albuquerque