If you've ever heard a "Weird Al" Yankovic song, or even heard of him....then this is the page for you!! This is THE "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC LYRIC PAGE (only "Running With Scissors)!

This is the cover of Al's newest CD of parodies of and original songs. The CD as you can see is called "Running With Scissors". The links below are all of the lyrics to all of the songs on this CD. Check 'em out!

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Thanks a lot and keep coming!! The page will get bigger and better!

The Saga Begins

My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder

Pretty Fly For A Rabbi

The Weird Al Show Theme

Jerry Springer

Germs

Polka Power!

Your Horoscope For Today

It's All About The Pentiums

Truck Drivin' Song

Grapefruit Diet

Albuquerque

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