Vegetable Homicide
yes you've guessed it, a variety of ways to attack your foes armed with a fistful of broccoli
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The carrot lunge, select a firm but sharply pointed carrot, sneak up behind your selected victim and jab hard in the kidneys..........eventually the bruising will render your victim powerless |
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The potato Nunchaku, tie two spuds together with a piece of hairy string, to be used the same as conventional Nunchaku but having the added advantage of making some damm fine chips afterwards. |
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The celery garrote, take two strips of celery and leave for a few days until soft, tie one end to the other, making a convenient knot then simply throttle the bastard. |
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The zucchini cosh, select a fair sized zucchini and beat your foe over the head with it until rendered unconscious by the blows or sheer boredom. |
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The sprout catapult, purchase a suitable hunting catapult and load with uncooked Brussels sprouts...........se there is a use for these offensive little green flatulence makers. |
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