Kevin Kelly
You, Knowwhere
Dearest Lady Love,
How I long for you to once again show your
long luscious legs to the world. Please
tell me when I can expect you back...Lots
of Love to you.
Poor Kevin,
Unfortunately, Ms. Love wasn't available
for comment, so instead her doctor wrote the
following statement:
"Because of the actions of Ms. Love's Ex-Fiance
at the last PPV of the UWA, she will be out of
action for at least a month or two to allow the
worst of the injuries to heal a bit. She will be
capable of full time action by the fall. Thank You."
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Cameron Jones
Montreal, Quebec
Bugs Bunny,
Do you plan on taking over the entire company,
or are you happy with your fifty percent ?
Cam,
Thank you for your questions, first off,
I want you to rest assured that my intentions
are not that of a demented Mouse Promoter.
Instead, my duty is to make sure that Mickey
and his twisted ways don't overcome the
athletes like what happened in the other company
he ran. I am very satisfied with my 50% and
I desire nothing more.
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Trey Graham
Tallahassee, Florida
Ric Flair,
Why do you feel like you have to take up
fifteen hours everytime you want to come
down for a match ? Do you think that it
makes you cool, or does your old age just slow
you down ?
Trey,
What is your beef with me huh ? Are you jealous
of the fact that everytime this class act of a legend
strutts to the ring, that women go nuts, rip their panties
off and want me more thatn when I was thirty ? Well, no
hard feelings, you are not the first schmo to feel outshined
by the amazing, Limousine Ridin', Jet Flyin', Kiss Stealin',
Wheelin' Dealin', Son of a Gun...That's Kissed all the girls..
WOOO !!