WIFESPEAK: ENGLISH TRANSLATION GUIDE
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| WIFESPEAK | ENGLISH EQUIVALENT |
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| You want. | You want. |
| We need. | I want. |
| It's your decision. | The correct decision should be obvious by now. |
| Do what you want. | You'll pay for this later. |
| We need to talk. | I need to complain. |
| Sure...go ahead. | I don't want you to. |
| I'm not upset. | Of course I'm upset, you moron. |
| You're...so manly. | You need a shave and you sweat a lot. |
| You're certainly attentive tonight. | Is sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! | I'm on my period. |
| Be romantic, turn out the lights. | I have flabby thighs. |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient. | I want a new house. |
| I want new curtains. | and carpeting, and furniture... |
| I need wedding shoes. | The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. |
| Hang the picture there. | No, I mean hang it there! |
| I heard a noise. | I noticed you were almost asleep. |
| Do you love me? | I'm going to ask for something expensive. |
| How much do you love me? | I did something today you're really not going to like. |
| I'll be ready in a minute. | Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. |
| Is my butt fat? | Tell me I'm beautiful. |
| You have to learn to communicate. | Just agree with me. |
| Are you listening to me!? | [Too late, you're dead.] |
| No | No |
| Maybe | No |
| Yes | No |
| I'm sorry. | You'll be sorry. |
| Do you like this recipe? | It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. |
| I'M NOT YELLING! | Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. |
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| In answer to "What's Wrong?" |
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| The same old thing. | Nothing. |
| Nothing. | Everything. |
| Everything. | My PMS is acting up. |
| Nothing, really. | It's just that you're a jerk. |
| I don't want to talk about it. | Go away, I'm still building up steam. |
