Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?

You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Wow! Are those real?

If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. -=BrAdS LiNe StAy BaCk=-

Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Superbowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?

Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontus?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Can I flirt with you?

I admit, I'm kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night!

You have been very naughty! Go to my room!

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Be unique and different, say yes.

You make me so nervous and flustered, I've completely forgotten my standard pick-up line.

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)

Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

My name is {name}, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.

He: Excuse me, want to dance? She: No. He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance? She : No. He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

He : Hey, Stop! She : What? He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Excuse me I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me tonight.

If you were a buger I would pick you first.

Are your pants from outer space? 'cause your butt is out of this world.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

I can't wait until tomorrow. She replys why not. You say cause you look better everyday.

Are you a surgeon? CAuse you've just took my heart away!

Have I seen you before? OH yeah it was in the dictionary under the word KABLAM!!

There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Bond. James Bond

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

If I pet you, would you follow me home?

I'm not wearing any pants.

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.

You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.

You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.

Do you just wanna get naked?

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

Save a horse -- ride a cowboy.

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?

You know, it's not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".

Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

Hi! Can I buy you a car?

I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?

You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

Hey baby...infect me!

Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.

No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.

What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?

Hi there! Do you wanna see something really swell?

Why don't you surprise your room-mate and not come home tonite?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Oh well then, please start.

Sweetheart, you make me wanna get a job.

Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

Helen was so lovely the Trojans climbed into a horse. You're so gorgeous I'd climb into a Trojan.

I hope you have a library card because I checking you out.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?

Since you lost your virginity, can I play with the box it came in?

You must eat a lot of lucky charms because you are magically delicious!

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning

Do you work at Subway? Cuz you are giving me a footlong.

Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

If we are what we eat i could be you by morning.

Sex is Killer wanna die happy?

Are your pants from outter space cuz your butt is outta this world.

You are so hot u melt the elastic in my underwear.