Includes all songs EXCEPT the SFA Rugby Song, can't have the rookies cheating now can we. We will be happy to perform that for you live after a match. As well as all others. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OH SHIT, AROUND THE HEAD, WHO SAID HEAD, I'LL TAKE SOME OF THAT, WE DON'T LIKE WOMEN WITH GOOD TASTE, WE LIKE WOMEN THAT TASTE GOOD, OH SHIT -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I used to work in Chicago We often get kicked out for this one. Soloists volunteer for each verse by raising their beer. I used to work in Chicago, at the old department store I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore A woman come in for some paper! Some paper from the store? Paper she wanted, reamed she got! Oohh! I don't work there anymore! I used to work in Chicago, at the old department store I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there anymore A woman come in for some jewelry! Some jewelry from the store? Jewelry she wanted, a pearl necklace she got! Oohh! I don't work there anymore! And similarly: Hammer she wanted, nailed she got Carpet she wanted, shagged she got Drill she wanted, screwed she got Fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got Meat she wanted, my sausage she got Beef she wanted, porked she got Helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got Camel she wanted, humped she got Translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got delivery she wanted, my package she got smith she wanted, my johnson she got plumbing she wanted, my pipe she got ruler, 12 inches lobster, crabs elevator, my shaft bathtub, golden shower cd, my vd rooster, my cock red headed viking, my purple headed warrior Fuck she wanted, fuck she got ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Monday's a Working Day This is sung with a leader in call and response. Monday's a working day! Monday's a working day! Is everybody happy? You bet your ass we are!! Do-do do-do do-do do-do Do-do do-do do-do!! (Spin around here with your beer on your head... no I'm serious) Monday's a working day! Tuesday's a finger day! Is everybody happy? Monday's a working day! Tuesday's a finger day! Wednesday's a tounging day! Is everybody happy? Monday's a working day! Tuesday's a finger day! Wednesday's a tounging day! Thursday's a fucking day! Is everybody happy? Monday's a working day! Tuesday's a finger day! Wednesday's a tounging day! Thursday's a fucking day! Friday's a drinking day! (Don't say anything... drink your beer for chris-sake) Is everybody happy? Monday's a working day! Tuesday's a finger day! Wednesday's a tounging day! Thursday's a fucking day! Friday's a drinking day! (Don't say anything... drink your beer for chris-sake) Saturday's a rugby day!! Is everybody happy? Monday's a working day! Tuesday's a finger day! Wednesday's a tounging day! Thursday's a fucking day! Friday's a drinking day! (Don't say anything... drink your beer for chris-sake) Saturday's a rugby day!! Sunday is a day of rest (Look angelic and say...) Amen. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why were you Born so Beautiful Sung to the tune of some hymn, dunno which one, on those rare occasions a rugger steps out o' line. Why were you born so beautiful Why were you born at all You are of no fucking use to us you only have on ball.. so drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink And if he takes to long... Why are we waiting? Why are we waiting, we could be masturbating, so why are we waiting... for YOU... to SING... a SONG! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Haka Here are the words and a translation of the haka performed by the New Zealand All Blacks before matches, as well as a short blurb on what its all about. Ka mate Ka mate It is death --------It is death Ka ora Ka ora It is life ----------It is life Ka mate Ka mate It is death --------It is death Ka ora Ka ora It is life ----------It is life Tenei Te Tangata Puhuruhuru This is the hairy man Nana i tiki mai whakawhiti te ra Who caused the sun to shine again for me Upane Upane Up the ladder Up the ladder Upane Kaupane Up to the top Whiti te ra The sun shines! The haka is a war dance. The words are chanted loudly (shouted) in a menacing way accompanied by arm actions and foot stamping. A haka was traditionally performed before charging into battle. The Maori pronunciation is basically one vowel per syllable, with the vowels having the European rather than English sound. The `wh' is aspirated almost like an `f' (f is good enough for most people). As for what it all means, about 140 years ago, a particularly notorious warlike chief named Te Rauparaha of the Ngati Toa tribe (based just North of present day Wellington), was being chased by his enemies. He hid in a kumara pit (the local sweet potato, only much better) and waited in the dark for his pursuers to find him. He heard sounds above and thought he was done for when the top of the pit was opened up and sunshine flooded in. He was blinded and struggled to see those about to slay him, when his sight cleared and he instead saw the hairy legs of the local chief (reputed to have been exceptionally hirsute) who had hid him. Te Rauparaha is said to have jumped from the pit and performed this haka on the spot, so happy was he to have escaped. Undoubtedly, he also had in his mind to do a little pursuing of his own --- Te Rauparaha being that way inclined was he. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I were the marrying kind (singer raises drink/hand to sing lead, as usual for rugby songs) if i were a marrying kind i thank the lord i'm not sir the kind of man that i would be would be a rugby +++++++++ prop sir prop sir? 'cause i'd support a hooker and you'd support a hooker we'd all support a hooker together we'd be alright, in the middle of the night supporting hookers together (the next verses change "prop" with the first line and "support a hooker" with the second line) Prop #2 Keep it up 2nd row sniff butt scrum half put it in halftime orange get sucked spectator on a rainy day come in rubbers spectator on a sunny day come again spectator on a snowy day never come goal post stand erect goal post #2 get split grounds keeper #1 trim bush grounds keeper #2 do lines grounds keeper #3 lay pipe grounds keeper #4 keep it wet boot come in boxes cleat get screwed ball get pumped whistle get blown back drop balls fullback kick balls referee really suck rookie fuck it up winger never get it sfa rugger get drunk and laid ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S&M Man (guranteed to run some less than dedicated supporters/girls away) Who can take a cheese grator strap it to his arm shove it in and out and make pussy parmesean! The S&M Man, the S&M Man Cause it takes alot of loving to make the hurt feel good the hurt feel good Who can take a meat hook, ram it through her tit, hang her up by it and nibble on the clit.. The S&M Man, the S&M Man Cause it takes alot of loving to make the hurt feel good the hurt feel good. Who can take a Chainsaw, cut the bitch in two, fuck the lower half and give the other half to you *chorus* Who can take two ice picks, shove'em in her ears, use them as handlebars while you fuck her in the rear *chorus* Who can take a tricycle, rip off the seat, shove his little sister on it and kick her down the street *chorus* who can take three little boys, ages 4,6, and 8 lock'em in a closet and make'em masturbate *chorus* who can take a little girl, make her suck your cock, shove it deeper and deeper until her jaws lock *chorus* who can take a catholic priest, through him over the pew, fuck him up the ass till he wish he were a jew ** who can take (name of friend or someone to pick on)'s grandma, through her on the lawn, fuck her in the grass while grandpa cheers you on ** who can take a tampon, suck out all the blood, put it back in then pass it to his bud ** who can go to an abortion clinic, sneak around the back, rummage through the dumpster and grab a tasty snack ** who can go to an abortion clinic, fuck sneaking round the back, go through the front and take one off the rack ** ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- YOGI BEAR (singers volunteer per verse, state first line then others join in, some creative pronunciating is used to keep the song flowing well) I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi I know a bear that you all know, Yogi Yogi bear Yogi Yogi Bear, Yogi Yogi bear I know a bear that you all know Yogi Yogi bear Yogi has a little friend, Bobo, Bobo, Yogi has a little friend, bobo, bobo Bo buh bobo bear, bo buh bobo bear Yogi has a little friend, bo buh bobo bear Yogi has a girlfriend, Cindy, cindy Yogi has a girlfriend, Cind uh cindy bear cind uh cindy bear, cind uh cindy bear Yogi has a girlfriend, cind uh cindy bear Yogi has an enemy, ranger, ranger Yogi has an enemy, ranger ranger smith Ranger ranger smith, ranger ranger smith Yogi has an enemy ranger ranger smith Yogi has a 12 inch dick, black bear, black bear Yogi has a 12 inch dick, black ah black black bear, Black ah black black bear, black ah black black bear Yogi has a 12 inch dick Black ah black black bear. Bobo's only 3 feet tall, perfect, perfect Bobo's only 3 feet tall, perfect perfect bear Perfect perfect bear, perfect perfect bear Bobo's only 3 feet tall, perfect perfect bear Cindy doesn't put out, Baylor, baylor Cindy doesn't put out, baylor baylor bear Baylor baylor bear, baylor baylor bear Cindy doesn't put out, baylor baylor bear Cindy doesn't shave her pubes, grizzly, grizzly cindy doesn't shave her pubes, grizzly grizzly bear grizzly grizzly bear, grizzly grizzly bear cindy doesn't shave her pubes, grizzly grizzly bear **and so forth** Cindy likes it upside down, Koala.... Cindy likes it on the freezer, Polar.... cindy likes it up the ass, Brown .... cindy likes it in lingerie, teddy... cindy likes it on the rag, red... *careful, the next two are for professionals only* Cindy likes it long and green, cucum, cucum Cu cu cumbear, cucumbear cucumbear Cindy likes it long and green, cu cucumbear Cindy weighs 500 pounds, more than, more than Cindy weighs 500 pounds, more than i can bear more than i can bear, more than i can bear cindy weighs 500 pounds more than i can bear --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We Are Warriorers (one lead singer for whole song, sings line and group repeats) We are warriors Mighty mighty warriors we go hunting we got rifles itty bitty bullets come to a river can't go around it can't go over it can't go under it GOTTA GO THROUGH IT *repeat, replacing river with other objects and such* forest moutain canyon lake village fire building ocean soccer player football player woman (*then next line* Oh, big ol woman) football player then to finish We are warriors Mighty mighty warriors we go hunting we got rifles itty bitty bullets come to a RUGBY PLAYER can't go around him can't go under him can't go over him ...guess we'll go home(or something else to convey that it's hopeless) this is a song sang with the utmost enthusiasm, loud and fun. Each line should be accompanied by charrade/mimic of the line. We are warriors (usually motions to others) Mighty mighty warriors (pounding on chest) we go hunting (walking through woods stealthly) we got rifles (pretending to hold/aim long rifle) itty bitty bullets (high squeaky voice, fingers pinched in front of you reflecting how small they are) come to a ****** (motion of obstacle, wave palm across horizon for a river, two hand together high spreading wider to bottom for mountain, and so forth) can't go around it (motion going around with hand and arm) can't go over it (motion going over with hand and arm) can't go under it (motion going under it) GOTTA GO THROUGH IT (march forcefully swinging arms, lots of strength) also, if so desired, singers can put shirts over heads (kinda like beavis of bevis and butthead) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I Met a Whore in the Park Sung to the tune When Jonny Comes Marching Home. (one lead singer) I met a whore in the park one day yo ho, yo ho I met a whore in the park one day yo ho, yo ho I met a whore in the park one day She said hey rugger, you wanna lay Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho. I put my hand upon her toe yo ho, yo ho I put my hand upon her toe yo ho, yo ho I put my hand upon her toe, she said hey rugger you're way to low. Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho. I put my hand upon her knee yo ho, yo ho I put my hand upon her knee yo ho, yo ho I put my hand upon her knee, she said hey rugger you're kiddin' me Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho. I put my hand upon her thigh yo ho, yo ho I put my hand upon her thigh yo ho, yo ho I put my hand upon her thigh, she said hey rugger you're way to shy Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho. I put my hand upon her tit yo ho, yo ho I put my hand upon her tit yo ho, yo ho I put my hand upon her tit she said, "hey rugger, now you're getting it" Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho. I put my hand upon her twat yo ho, yo ho I put my hand upon her twat yo ho, yo ho I put my hand upon her twat, she said hey rugger now that's the spot Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho. I put my dick into her mouth yo ho, yo ho, I put my dick into her mouth yo ho, yo ho, I put my dick into her mouth, She said mmm, mhmh, mhmhm... Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho. We put her in a wooden box yo ho, yo ho We put her in a wooden box yo ho, yo ho We put her in a wooden box, she died from havin' too many rugger's cocks Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho. We dig her up every now and then yo ho, yo ho We dig her up every now and then yo ho, yo ho We dig her up every now and then, she fucked us once she'll fuck us again Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho Now these few ruggers they went to hell yo ho, yo ho Now these few ruggers they went to hell yo ho, yo ho Now these few ruggers they went to hell, they fucked the devil and his wives as well!! Get in, Get out, quit fuckin' about yo ho, yo ho, yo ho. Homepage |