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THIS BOARD IS FOR YOUR TRUE AND FUNNY XRAY STORIES!
A nurse caring for a woman from Kentucky asked,
"So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's
very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I
can't seem to get used to the taste," the
patient replied. The nurse asked to see the
jelly and the woman produced a foil packet
labeled "KY Jelly."
The manufacturers of KY jelly have jumped on the
Millennium bandwagon with the slogan for their
new product: "Y2K-Y Jelly: when you want to put
four digits where only two could fit before."
Once there was this Indian chief named Chief
Bowels. The neighboring town wanted to build a
golf course on his land and this made the chief
very angry.
He sends a messenger to the council office,
which was in the same building as a doctor's
office. The messenger goes in the wrong door,
goes to the doctor and says, "Bowels not move!"
So the doctor gives him a pill. The messenger
takes the pill back to the chief.
The next day, the messenger is back and says,
"Bowels still not move!" So the doctor gives him
a stronger pill.
The next day, same thing, the messenger comes
back, "Bowels STILL no move!" So the doctor gives
him the strongest pills he has.
The next day, the messenger comes back, and says,
"Bowels HAD to move! Teepee full of SH**!"
Fingers
A man was working with an electric saw when he
accidentally sawed off all ten fingers. He
quickly rushed to the emergency room. The doctor
there to told him, "Give me the fingers and I'll
see what I can do".
The man said, "But I don't have the fingers!".
"What! You don't have the fingers!?", said the
doctor, "You should have brought them to me. We
have all kinds of operations we could have done
like microsurgery and stuff. We could have put
them back as good as new."
The man said, "But Doc, I couldn't pick them up."
Surgeons rate their favorite operations:
Five surgeons were discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon said, "Accountants are the best
to operate on because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered."
The second one responded: "Try electricians!
Everything inside them is color-coded!"
Surgeon #3 said, "No, librarians are the best.
Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon said, "I like construction
workers. They always understand when you have a
few parts left over at the end, and when it takes
longer than you expect."
To which the fifth surgeon said: "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest. There's no
guts, no heart, no spine, and their head and rear
end are interchangeable."
XRAY TECHS LOVE LETTER
To My Dearest,
My colleague, we are like Beatrice and Dante;
Dido and Aeneas. As sure as angular momentum is
conserved, our professional love will endure the
entropy of the universe. Your Barium Enema Films
are as moving as Bach's ascending canon. Please
meet me wearing only your Thyroid Shield at the
Dark Room. We will study your TeleRAD and analyze
the composition of barium and gastrograffin.
Yours Radiatingly,
Secret Xray Tech
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