Have you been zapped lately, while on an
uncomfortable, cold and hard xray table???
Well, time to relax and look at it from this
person's point of view!!!!
As a nuclear-medicine technologist, I perform
cardiac-imaging studies. Patients lie on a narrow
table with straps supporting their arms, while a
gamma camera rotates around them.
The position is uncomfortable for some people, so
when I went to help one patient up and found him
chuckling, I was surprised. "I can't wait," he said,
"to tell my buddies that I spent the morning tied to
a bed while a blonde took pictures."
~~Reader's Digest
LEARN HOW TO DO AN INTERGALACTIC ENEMA,
ENTER HERE!!
The '60s vs. the '90s"
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Then: Long Hair
Now: Longing for hair.
Then: Keg.
Now: EKG.
Then: Acid Rock.
Now: Acid Reflux.
Then: Moving to California because it's cool.
Now: Moving to California because it's warm.
Then: Seeds and stems.
Now: Roughage.
Then: Popping pills, smoking joints.
Now: Popping joints.
Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
Now: Getting a new hip joint.
Then: Rolling Stones.
Now: Kidney stones.
Then: Take acid.
Now: Take antacid.
Then: Passing the driver's test.
Now: Passing the vision test.
Then: "Whatever"
Now: "Depends"
TIGGER HAS BEEN ZAPPED!!!!
A CAMERA QUESTION:
IF YOU CAME ACROSS BILL CLINTON STRUGGLING IN
A
RAGING RIVER AND YOU HAD A CHOICE BETWEEN
RESCUING HIM OR GETTING A PULITZER PRIZE-WINNING
PHOTOGRAPH, WHAT SHUTTER SPEED WOULD YOU
USE??
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET
WHEN......
You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went
to ICQ......instead of ICU!
QIX BRAIN SCANNER
Radiology Rocks!
CAT SCAN CARTOON FROM AUSTRALIA..thanks to:
Kien Caoxuan
THIS SLICE IS ENHANCED...................
EVEN WITHOUT CONTRAST!!
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