Strange and unusal happenings

It was October 26th, a chilly and windy day. The skies above were without a cloud, which made it feel even colder. The high school was offering free hot chocolate to all who came in that day. Many people took advantage of this seemingly string-free offer, and consumed the warming beverage. Shortly after they left the cafeteria to go to class, they became sick to their stomachs, and headed towards the nearest bathroom to empty out.... In the back of the cafeteria, where the food was prepared came an ominous laugh. A laugh of maliciousness.

Seeing his fellow students in torment, Carl went to the lunchroom to find out why. He examined the hot chocolate dispenser ,and the pot in which the hot chocolate was made in. He could find no evidence of fowl play.

A few days later, the school was again offering hto chocolate for free to all that came in that day. Seeking his chance, Carl procured himself a cup and poured the liquid into a sapmle bottle, so he could run tests on it later in his lab.

Whe Carl got the uspicious liquid home, he traveled to his laboratory and began to run tests on the liquid. After several hours of running arious tests, Carl found the answer. It had been laced with slight amounts of arsenic.

The next day in school, carl walked around the lunchroom for any clues to who might be lacing the hot chocolate. He probed the counters, and examined the shelves until he found a small bottle of arsenic. He dusted for fingerprints, and found a couple on the bottle. He took the eveidence home and ran it on his computer, checing the fingerprints for anyone who worked anywhere close to the cafeteria. He found that the prints belonged to a Mrs. Callohway, who was one of the preparers in the lunchroom.

The next day, October 30th, Carl confronted Mrs. callohway with his findings. Mrs. Callohway said that she had not done anything to the ot chocolate. After several minutes of questioning, she confessed, and tried to eliminate Carl.

A fierce barrage of pots and semi-frozen meat parts ensued. Carl successfully dodged them with some ease, but a pan almost got beamed by a 2 quart saucepan. seeing no other alternative, Carl made a hasty retreat, and Mrs Callohway had one the battle.

Carl shuffled off to the nearest closet, put on the mystical labcoat and goggles, and became Labcoat Man! After doing so, he rushed back into the luchroom, and gave Mrs Callohway a run for her money. He chased her about the whole lunch room over and over again, until he had her backed into a corner. Labcoat Man swifty blew some nitrous oxide (laughing gas) owards the evil lunch lady, to make sure that she couldn't run away again. Mrs. Callohway turned on a nearby fan, and blew the gas back into Labcoat Man's face. Laughing uncontrollably, Labcoat Man fell to the floor, and the arsenic toting lunch lady got away.

When Carl got home, he thought about what could protect him from gaseous attacks that his enemies had i store for him. He thought of designing a gas mask that would attach to the mystic goggles, which would pop down upon command. After an hour of tinkering with the goggles, he finished his new creation. He became Labcoat Man, and shouted "LABMASK ON!" A bright flash of light evneloped the room. After the light had died down a bit, he could see that he was wearing the gas mask of his own invention.

The next day, October 31st, Labcoat man persued the villainous woman around the lunchrooom again. After an hour or so, he had backed her up into the same corner. He blew some nitrous oxide towards her. she turned on the fan to blow the gas bak into his face, but Labcoat Man was too quick for her.. He had deployed his labmask and was immune to the gaseous attack. He managed to procure a rope and tie her up. He left her for the authorities, and went about his normal daily classes as if nothing happened, except for the slight smile on his face..