Ways to annoy a pizza store over the phone...

1.If using a touch-tone, press numbers randomly while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that!
2.Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.
3.Ask for fries and a burger with your order.
4.Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
5.Tell the order-taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
6.Give her/him your address, and exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
7.Answer his/her questions with questions.
8.In your breathiest voice, tell her/him to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.
9.Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song.
10.Spell out the names of the toppings you want instead of saying them.
11.Ask what the order-taker is wearing.
12.Crack your knuckles into the receiver.
13.Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if s/he called you.
14.Rattle off your order with a determined air. When s/he ask if you would like drinks with your order, panic and become disoriented.
15.Tell the order-taker you're depressed. Ask her/him to cheer you up.
16.Change your accent every 10 seconds.
17.Order 52 pepperoni slices to be prepared in a fractal pattern as follows, from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if s/he needs paper, a protractor, or a calculator.
18.Start your order with "I'd like. . . ". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."
19.When s/he repeats the order to make sure s/he has it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99. please pull up to the first window with your money ready."
20.Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When s/he says yes, heave a sigh of relief.
21.Ask to have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
22.Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When you're done your order, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream, "Goodbye!" at the top of your lungs.
23.Imitate the order-taker's voice.
24.Eliminate verbs from your speech.
25.Play a harp in the background.
26.Amuse the order-taker with little known facts about the mating rituals of Aardvarks.
27.Ask to see a menu.
28.Ask if s/he has any idea of what is at stake with this pizza.
29.Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? ...Who are you?"
30.Change your accent every 5 seconds.
31.Order two toppings then say "No, they'll start fighting."
32.Ask for the person who took your order last time.
33.If s/he suggests anything , adamently declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words".
34.Wonder out loud whether you should trim those nose hairs.
35.When s/he repeats the order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
36.Ask if s/he is familiar with the term "Spanking the Pizza.". Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
37.Teach the order-taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
38.Mumble "There's a bomb under your seat.". When asked to repeat that, say, "I said sauce smothered with meat."
39.Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms please.". Hang up before s/he has a chance to respond.
40.When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. The third time, say "Forget it!" and hang up.
41.When s/he says, "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll soon find out, won't we?"
42.While on the phone, fake cracking your voice. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarassed.
43.Dance all round the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If s/he says it, say "Please don't mention that word. I abhor it with a passion!"
44.Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background.Yell "Ahh! I've been hit!" when a gun is fired.
45.If any if the above practices are rejected by the order-taker, say, in your best whiny voice, "But the last guy let me do it...!"

*a small note.... i did not make up this list myself. In fact, I have no idea who made these up. All I did was copy this from blinking light's page....*