This is the K World Page of Randomness. It is really just a collection of random things i have found/read/thought etc, which is here for your amusement. Some of it is interesting facts, some of it is a little profound, some of it rhymes, and most of it really doesn't make any sense at all, so just go with it ok?
This comes right out of my grade 11 psychology texbook:
Oh yes, and the evidence used to prove that Ka existed was that every time you look into the eyes of someone you see a little person staring out at you.
"The ancient Egyptions took a different approach to human behavior. They believed that inside each person was an even smaller person called Ka who was responsible for behaviour. Eventually the question arose as to who controlled Ka. The answer was 'Ka number two,' who was even smaller than Ka. This line of reasoning was used up to Ka number seven. At this point it stopped, because the number seven was sacred to the Egyptions and was not to be questioned."
In forteen hundred ninty-three,
Columbus sailed the deep blue sea.
In fourteen hundred ninty-four,
Columbus mapped the ocean floor.
In fourteen hundred ninty-five,
Columus sailed the oceans wide.
In fourteen hundred ninty-six,
Columbus sailed a raft of sticks.
In fourteen hundred ninty-seven,
Columbus died and when to heaven.
What does a graduate student with a science degree ask?
"Why does it work?"
What does a grad student with an engineering degree ask?
"How does it work?"
What does a grad student with an accounting degree ask?
"How much will it cost?"
What does a grad student with a liberal arts degree ask?
"Do you want fries with that?"
Two men walked into a bar.
You'd think the second one would have seen it.
Do you ever feel like you are repeating yourself?
Do you ever feel like you are repeating yourself?
Do you ever... uh...
The juxtaglomerular apparatus is a region in the nephron where the afferent arteriole touches the distal convoluted tubule.
Expose yourself to your deepest fear;
after that, fear has no power; and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes.
You are free.
A good way to deal with a crisis is to relax, take a deep breath, and act like some kind of deranged chicken.
"Bite the wax tadpole." -- "Coca Cola" as originally translated into Chinese. Depending on the dialect, it could have also meant "Female horse stuffed with wax."
"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the grave." -- "Pepsi comes alive," as originally translated into Chinese.
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time."
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Customer: "Uhh...I need help unpacking my new PC."
Tech Support: "What exactly is the problem?"
Customer: "I can't open the box."
Tech Support: "Well, I'd remove the tape holding the box closed and go from there."
Customer: "Uhhhh...ok, thanks...."
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics
are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so
full of doubts.
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the
modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those
things which happen from time to time.
"Because no general agreement existed concerning the formulas for elements involving hydrogen, oxygen, and chlorine or from the compounds formed from these, chaos reigned in the first half of the nineteenth century".
If you understand, things are as they are. If you do not understand, things are as they are.
a joke, compliments of my brother:
Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: it was dead.
Q: why did the bird fall out of the tree?
A: it was stapled to the monkey.
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