These observations are whatever you want to make of them and I freely admit that several of them are poorly supported by historical documentation. If they displease you, perhaps this opposing opinion would be more to your liking. Otherwise, enjoy.

Jesus tried to abolish all religions, not establish a new one.

The Virgin Birth was a euphemism for illegitimacy, used by the rich and powerful to try to discredit Jesus.

The Eucharist was not instituted by Jesus, but was the vestigial remnant of an ancient Babylonian human sacrifice ritual.

No part of the New Testament was written until about 16 years after the Crucifixion, and even then only in a language neither Jesus nor any of the disciples ever spoke, thus providing ample opportunity for people to get their stories twisted up beyond recognition.

Saint Paul was a gay-basher, a male supremacist, and a hair-length fetishist.

The Book of Revelation was written by a drugged-out idiot.

The Holy Trinity is a logically convoluted anachronistically patriarchical pantheon, not supportable by any observation, rational deduction, nor anything Jesus ever said.

Christianity was legalized in the Roman Empire when Emperor Constantine realized that the teachings of Jesus had been completely lost and were no longer a threat to imperial rule.

The Nicene Creed resulted from a drunken orgy involving lots of childish name-calling, several death threats, and at least one well-documented fist-fight.

Saint Augustine was an irresponsible lunatic who abandoned his wife, let his son die from lack of medical care, and wrote several volumes of senseless drivel.

Christianity became the official religion of the Roman Empire when Emperor Theodosius found a way to contort it into a satanic power-cult he could use to strengthen imperial rule.

Saint Thomas Aquinas was a fatuous misanthrope who thought that women were defective and misbegotten and only good for staying home and having babies.

The Inquisition and the Crusades happened.

Martin Luther, twelve years after he went insane, finally came up with this drivel. And 26 years later, still totally out of it, he finally wrote the document "On the Jews and Their Lies" which inspired Hitler.

A bishop's hat bears a remarkable resemblance to a phallic symbol. I wonder if that's supposed to symbolize anything in particular.