Riding bikes.
Places I can't ride a bike.
A nice warm shower and clean dry clothes after a bike ride in the rain.
Needing to clean the nasty grunge off my bike after a ride in the rain.
Fresh air and vigorous activity to stimulate breathing deeply to enjoy it.
Smoking. (YUCK!!) We oughta provide hermetically sealed canisters for people to smoke in so they can derive maximum enjoyment of their own aroma.
Chocolate.
Mint.
Changing seasons.
Satanic cultists who reverse God's seasons with excessive heat or air conditioning.
Fresh spinach salad.
Cooked spinach.
Getting up early in the morning.
Staying out late at night.
Lotsa nice onions and peppers and spicy stuff.
Bland tasteless foods.
Nice tough crossword puzzles that give you a serious workout.
Wimpy crossword puzzles you just whiz right through.
Walking barefoot through the dewy grass on a summer morning.
Wearing shoes just to satisfy our prissy society.
Scotch on the rocks.
Creme de menthe.
Mowing my lawn with a nice quiet manual lawnmower that runs on our nation's greatest untapped energy resource - human body fat.
Noisy smelly power lawnmowers.
Music you can dance to, sing along with, clap your hands, tap your feet, or whatever's fun.
Music you just hafta sit still and listen to while wearing a stuffy suit.
Beautiful women who are happy with whatever body shape they're supposed to be.
Ultra-scrawny women on crash diets.
All these nice folks:
Glenn
Tom
Notta
The Fridge Door
Puss In Boots
Kali
Clarence
M. Willett
Lady Valar
Pastor Luke
The Q-Tips
Britney Spears
Tim the Sock Monkey
Gregg