WARNING


The Sturgeon Geritol has determined that reading my evil heroic ballad poetry
is hazardous to your mental health. It is also sinful and probably fattening.

The Ballad of the Erroneous Knight

The Ballad of the Page's Quest

The Ballad of the Great Revolt

The Ballad of the Purloined Throne

The Ballad of the Conniving Count

The Ballad of the Vicious Virus

The Ballad of the Old King

The Ballad of the Marvelous Pig

The Ballad of the Bread Knife

The Ballad of the Wandering Cows

The Psalm of Zorb the Sacred Crocodile

The Ballad of the Painted Church

The Ballad of the Rainy Days

Hey there, anybody with a bit of musical talent!
If you'd like to set any of my heroic ballads to music, I'd love to hear from you!

How to Writea Heroic Ballad

You don't like heroic ballads?
Maybe raunchy jokes would be more your speed.
Warning: If you're under 18 don't tell your mommy you were here.

Little Johnny and Farmer Brown

The Tiki Bar

Tailhook Pilots

Still don't like any of my stuff?
Here's some other sites full of stuff by other folks.

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