The Psalm of Zorb the Sacred Crocodile

Zorb the Sacred Crocodile
Doth float upon the Sacred Nile.

And just as well, it's fair to state,
It's all because of the folks he ate.

When regal Cleo was bit by the asp,
Zorb attended her dying gasp.

When the awesome Hieroglyphs were writ,
Zorb nearby did frolic and flit.

The mighty Pyramids did rise
Right before Zorb's watchful eyes.

King Tut in his tomb doth forever sleep
While Zorb the eternal watch doth keep.

Pharaohs come and pharaohs go,
But Zorb's forever, as we all know.

The silent Sphinx unmoved doth stand
As Zorb slithers round and about the sand.

Zorb's our god, the folks all say,
But whatever you do, stay out of his way.

Let none the name of Zorb defile
Lest thou shalt rue his toothsome smile.

Verily indeed, I ask of you,
Is there anything that Zorb can't do?

More information about Zorb the Sacred Crocodile
On-line Shrine to Zorb the Sacred Crocodile
Holy Scriptures of Zorb the Sacred Crocodile