- Olin Miller

"A painter paints his pictures on canvas.    But musicians paint their pictures on silence.     We provide the music, and you provide the silence."

- Leopold Stokowski to a Carnegie Hall audience.

"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

- Anon

"If I had to live my life again,   I'd make the same mistakes -
only sooner."

-- Tallulah Bankhead

"Time is precious.   Waste it wisely."

-- Unknown

"I think that God, in creating Man, somewhat overestimated his ability."

- Oscar Wilde

"The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them."

-- Robert Frost

"What's another word for Thesaurus?"

-- Steven Wright

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."

-- Philip K. Dick

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."

- Winston Churchill

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do."

-- Dale Carnegie

"Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day."

- Anon

"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."

-Anon

"Start off every day with a smile and get it over with."

-Anon

"When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing."

-Anon

"A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body"

- Anon.