And last but certainly not least, we have the Unkempt One herself, Miss Jade. Jade is the eldest and smallest of the bunch (9 years and weighing in at about 3 lbs after feeding and soaking wet). Jade came from a baptist farm (no wonder she's so strange) belonging to my aunt & uncle in Pataskala, Ohio. She is my little princess, but she is a VERY strange kitty indeed. She spends most of her time practicing her feline mind tricks and wondering where in the hell she is. And she has super powers, too! Accursed breath of death and the ability to make you disappear with the bat of a kitty eye! Only, when she makes you go away, she forgets who you are and how you got there . Jade is NOT bright. |