1. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink & drive?

2. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

3. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

4. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

5. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?

6. Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime?

7. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

8. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

9. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

10. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

11. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick of the pan?

12. If buttered toast always lands buttered-side down on the floor and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it?

13. If you are driving at the speed of light and turn on your headlights, what happens?

14. You know how most packages say "Open here." What is the protocol if the package says "Open somewhere else"?

15. Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM machines?

16. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

17. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

18. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called "shipment" but when you transport something by ship, it's called "cargo"?

19. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

20. Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn down the radio?

21. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

22. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

23. What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

24. If firefighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

25. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

26. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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