1) How old are you?

Old enough to know better

Too young to care

Both of the above

So old that you're not embarrassed by anything anymore

So incredibly old that Zeus was your godfather

2) Who's the best singer?

John Cougar Daniel Michael Steven Betty Joe Mellencamp

Prince/Funny Symbol Guy/The Artist formally known as Prince/The Artist/The-man-that's-so-stuck-up-that-he-thinks-people-care-that-much-about-his-name

Cindy Crawford

You, when no one's around

3) Tell the truth. Do you wash your hands after using the bathroom?

Always!

Most always

Sometimes

Only when I can use that children's soap that smells like bubble gum

Never! The outhouse is too far from the creek! Duh.

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