A young lady on vacation heads for the deck of the hotel's roof for some sun. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but as no one is around she slips it off for an over-all tan on the second day. She is lying on her stomach when she hears someone running up the stairs. She quickly pulls a towel over her derriere.

"Escuse me, miss," says the flustered assistant hotel manager. "The hotel doesn't mind you sunning on the roof, but we would very much appreciate you wearing your bathing suit as you did yesterday.

"What difference does it make? No one can see me up here and, besides, I'm covered with a towel," she responded.

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

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