This is a list of the soul commands that people can use in Discworld, in alphabetical order...

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y Z

Soul Command Effect
 
absolve x You absolve x from all blame.
abuse x You abuse x
accuse The Butler did it!
You accuse x
ack You ack (at x)
admire You admire x
adore You adore x lovingly
agree You agree wholeheartedly (with x)
amazon x You give x a deep and meaningful knee to the groin, it seems to last forever...
apologise You apologise (to x)(for 'string')
applaud You applaud (x) wholeheartedly
arf You arf (at x)
argle You argle (at x)
argue You argue the point
You argue with x
arguments You do not know any theological arguments
arp You arp (at x)
astound You are astounded!
You astound x!
award You present x with the Discworld's Wibbley Bing award
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bah You pause for a moment of reflection and then exclaim 'Bah!'
bang You bang your head against a wall
bap You bap to the beat.
You bap x on the head
bark You bark (at x)
beam You beam brightly
You beam at x
beep You beep happily (at x)
beg You beg like a dog (at x)
believe You believe (x)
bimble You bimble (around x)
bing You bing happily (at x)
bingf You bing in a sarcastically but formatted way (with x)
bingle You bingle happily (at x)
bird You raise your middle finger and give yourself/x the bird
bite You bite yourself
You bite x (on the 'string')
blame You blame x
bleat You bleat (at x)
bleed You bleed (on x)
bless You bless x
blink You blink (at x)
blush You blush (at x)
boggle You boggle at the concept
You boggle at x
boingy You boingy (around x)
bombard x You bombard x with rotten eggs and tomatoes for that pathetic joke.
bonk You bonk x on the head
boo You sneak up behind x and shout 'BOO!'. X jumps up and down on you.
bop You bop to the beat
You bop x on the head
bork You bork (at x)
bounce B O U N C E !
You bounce around x
bow You bow (to x)
breakdance You do a really complicated breakdance manoeuvre
breathe You breathe quickly
bubble I'm forever blowing bubbles!
You blow bubbles at x
burp You burp (at x)
buzz You buzz gently
You buzz in x's ear
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cackle You cackle with glee
You cackle at x
canoodle You give x a long and warm canoodle that makes their hair stand on end
caper You caper (around x) madly
care You care about frogs
You care for x
caress You caress x
challenge You challenge x to 'string'
Make your own challenges to x
charm You charm x
chase You chase x
chastise You chastise x
cheer You cheer enthusiastically (at x)
chew You chew your check thoughtfully.
You chew on x's leg
chicken You flap your arms and cluck like a chicken at x
chiko You chiko happily (at x).
choke You choke
You choke x. X breathes painfully.
chomp You chomp on a bone happily.
You chomp on x's leg
chortle You chortle with joy.
chuck You chuck x gently under the chin
chuckle You chuckle (at x)
clap You clap your hands briefly
clasp You clasp x
click You click your fingers
club You club yourself over the head.
You club x over the head.
code You code like Pinkfish (at x)
comfort You comfort x
complain You complain about the weather.
You complain about x
condemn You condemn x
confess You confess it all
You confess to x.
congrat You congratulate everyone.
You congratulate x
cough You cough (at x)
cover You cover yourself in frogs.
You cover x in frogs.
covet You covet x
cower You cower in a corner (from x)
cringe You cringe (at x)
croak Ribbit
croon You croon (into x's ear)
cross You cross your fingers
You cross your 'string'.
crowd The crowd goes wild.
You crowd x into a corner.
cry wahhhhhh
You cry on x's shoulder.
cuddle You cuddle x
cupcake You cupcake (x)
curse You curse (at x)
curtsey You curtsey (to x)
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dance You dance the disco duck. Feels silly, doesn't it?
You sweep x across the dance floor.
dare You dare x (to 'string')
daydream You daydream (of x)
die You die suddenly
You die in x's general direction.
disagree You disagree with x
distract You distract yourself/x
dloh You hold your nose/x
doh You slap your forehead and exclaim 'D'oh!' (at x)
dribble You start to dribble all over the front of your shirt.
You start dribbling on x
drool You start to drool
You drool all over x
duck You duck (away from x)
duh You scream
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ear Your earmuffs are 'status'.
educate You educate x about 'string'.
eek You eek (at x)
embarrass You embarrass x
embrace You embrace x
envy You envy x
eskimo You rub your nose gently against x's
exp You raise yourself/x to a random power.
expect You look expectantly at x
explode You explode into thousands of tiny pieces (over x)
eye You eye x over
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faint You faint (on x)
fall You fall over.
You fall for x
fart You fart in x's general direction.
feh You go feh! (at x)
fiddle You fiddle with something.
fika You fika (x)
fish You fish around in your/x's pockets.
flame You flame (x) like Signe.
flap You flap your ears.
flash You flash your naughty bits (at x)
flatter You flatter yourself/x
flex You flex your muscles.
flip You flip (x) head over heels.
flirt You flirt with x
flollop You flollop (at x)
flop You flop about helplessly.
You flop on x
fluff You fluff x
flustered You look flustered.
flutter You flutter your eyelashes (at x)
fold You fold your arms.
fondle You fondle x
fonz You stick both thumbs in the air and say: Ayyyyyyyy...
You tug on your jacket and point at x with both hands.
foo You foo vaguely.
You foo at x
forgive You forgive x
french You give x a deep and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
frog You frog around mindlessly.
You turn x into a frog, making them crouch down.
frolic You frolic all around (x happily)
froth You froth at the mouth.
frown What's the problem?
You frown at x
fume You fume quietly.
fun You hope everyone/x has fun.
furbert You furbert x on the tummy.
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gasp You gasp in astonishment.
gaze You gaze into the wild blue yonder.
You gaze lovingly at x
gesticulate You gesticulate wildly (at x)
gesture You gesture wildly (at x)
gibber You gibber madly.
giggle You giggle ('string') (at x)
glare You glare stonily at the world in general.
You glare stonily at x
gloat You gloat
gnash You gnash your teeth (at x)
gnaw You gnaw on a bone happily.
You gnaw on x's leg.
grate You grate your teeth in annoyance.
greet You greet x happily.
grimace You grimace (at x)
grin You grin ('string') (at x)
grind You grind your teeth noisily.
groan You groan (at x)
grope You grope x
grovel You grovel (at x's feet)
growl You growl menacingly (at x)
grumble You grumble (at x)
grunt You grunt (at x)
grump You bite off x's kneecap and chew on it noisily, persuading them to go bother someone else...
gulp You gulp (at x)
gurgle You gurgle noisily.
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handcuff You handcuff yourself to a coffee table/x
hang You hang your head in shame.
You hang onto x
hassle You hassle x
hate You hate the world/x ('string')
headbutt You headbutt x
headstand You stand on your/x's head.
hiccup You hiccup.
high5 You high five (x)
hiss You hiss (at x)
honk You honk (at x)
hoot You hoot like an owl (at x)
hop You hop around a bit.
You hop into x's arms.
howl HOOOWWWWWWLLLLLL! ('string') (at x)
hrmph You hrmph (in x's general direction).
hug You hug x
huggle You huggle x
hum You hum (to x)
hunt You hunt x
hush You hush x
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idle You idle like Pinkfish/x
indian You give x an indian burn. X screams in pain at you.
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james Ow! I feel good! da na da na da na da! I knew that I would!
juggle You juggle some sticks around.
jump You jump up and down excitedly.
You jump up and down on x
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kiss You kiss x
knee You knee x
kowtow You kowwtow (to x)
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lambada You lambada by yourself/by x
laugh You laugh (at x)
leap You leap into the air.
leer You leer at yourself/x
lick You lick your lips/x
listen You listen intently to x
loom You loom over x
love You whisper sweet nothings into x's ear.
low5 You low five (x)
lower You lower your eyebrows.
luck You wish x good luck.
lust You lust (after x)
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massage You give x a massage.
melt You melt (into x's arms)
meow You meow (at x)
mime You mime being stuck inside a fishtank.
moan You moan (at x)
moo You moo (at x)
moonwalk You moonwalk like Michael Jackson, but without the monkey.
You moonwalk all over x
moose You run around shouting I'm a moose! I'm a moose!
mope You mope about.
You mope around x
mosh You mosh violently around the room.
mother You mother x
mourn You mourn the slow death of frogs.
You mourn x
mowr You mowr (at x)
mumble You mumble (at x)
muss You muss x's hair.
mutter You mutter under your breath (at x)
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nag You nag at x
nap Zzz...
You take a quick nap in x's arms.
nestle You nestle up to x affectionately.
newb You wander around like a newbie, completely and utterly clueless.
You turn x into a newbie, it looks utterly and completely clueless.
nibble You nibble on x's ear.
nicker You nicker.
nirg You nirg (at x)
nod You nod (at x)
nodnod You nodnod (at x)
noise You make a funny noise.
noogie You give x a noogie.
nudge You nudge x
nuzzle You nuzzle x affectionally.
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oink You oink (at x)
ook You ook (at x)
ooze You ooze (all over x)
ouch Oooouuuuuchhhh!
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panic You panic
pant You pant
parp You parp (at x)
pat You pat x on the head.
patronise You patronise x
peep You peep (at x) like a cute fluffy chick.
peer You peer around the room.
You peer at x
pet You pet x
phbt You go 'Phbttptblptt!' (at x).
phew You wipe your brow and go 'PHEW!' (at x)
pick You pick your nose/(string)
pinch You pinch yourself/x
pine You pine away/at x
ping You ping x
pity You pity x
plead You plead for mercy/at x
point You point (at x)/You point at your (string)
poke You poke x.
polka You polka x with reckless abandon.
ponder You ponder (x) (string).
poofie You poofie (at x)
pose You strike a pose (at x)
pounce You pounce on x
pout You pout at x
praise You praise x
prescribe You prescribe a dose of fried frog pills for x.
prod You prod x
promise You promise (string) to x
protest You protest (string)
puke You brighten up the place/You puke on x
pull You pull yourself together/(string)/x together
purr You purr contentedly (at x).
push You push x over, making it sit down.
puzzle You look puzzled (over x)
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quack You quack (at x)
quirk You quirk one eyebrow (at x)
quiver You quiver
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raise You raise your eyebrows
ram You ram the nearest turtle/x
raspberry You blow a raspberry (at x)
ravish You ravish x
razz You stick your thumb on your nose and razz x
remind You remind x (string)
report You report x to the code police
roar You roar (at x)
rock You rock on your heels
roll You roll around on the floor laughing
You roll over x
rollup You roll up an enormous spliff
rowr You rowr (at x)
rtfm You grab x by the hair and type out 'Read the help rules' with its forehead
rub You rub your hands together
You rub x up the wrong way
ruffle You ruffle x's hair
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salaam You salaam x happily
salute You salute smartly
You salute x
sass You sass x
sb You score-brief (x)
sburn You set fire to yourself
You set fire to x's hair. X gasps in astonishment. X cries loudly.
scalm You calm (x) down
scamper You scamper around (x)
scare You scare x. X screams in fear at you.
scoff You scoff
scold You scold (x)
scowl You scowl (at x)
scratch You scratch your head
You scratch x
scream You scream (at x)
seduce You seduce x
sentence You sentence x to eternal damnation
serenade You serenade everyone/x
sgo You go (string) (at x)
shake You shake x
You shake (string)
shave You shave your head/x's head
shine You shine brightly (at x)
shiver You shiver (at x)
You shiver in (string)
shoot You shoot yourself/x with a gonne
shove You shove x over making it sit down
shrug You shrug (at x)
shudder You shudder (at x)
shuffle You shuffle your feet in embarassment
sigh You sigh (at x) (string)
signal You signal wildly (at x)
signore You ignore the world/x
sing You sing in appreciation of life
You sing to x
sit You sit down
You sit on x's lap
skick You kick yourself/x
skip You skip around (x) happily
slap You slap your forehead
You slap x
sleep You go to sleep (in x's arms)
slobber You slobber all over the place/all over x
slook You look (string)
smack You smack your lips
You smack x
smile You smile (string) (at x)
smirk You smirk (at x)
smirkle You smirkle
smooch You give x a big wet smooch on the lips
smug You look smug
snap You snap your fingers (at x)
snarf You snarf (at x) embarrassingly
snarl You snarl viciously (at x)
sneer You sneer at x
sneeze You sneeze violently (at x)
snewbie You wander around like a newbie, completely and utterly clueless.
You turn x into a newbie, it looks utterly and completely clueless.
snicker You snicker (at x)
sniff You sniff (at x)
sniffle You sniffle (at x)
snigger You snigger (at x)
snog You snog x (string)
snore You snore (at x) (string)
snort You snort in contempt (at x)
You snort (string)
snuggle You snuggle x affectionately/string
sob You sob quietly
You sob on x's shoulder
sorry You apologise to x
spam You spam away
You spam at x
spank You spank x
sparkle You sparkle brightly (at x)
spin You spin around like a top
spit You spit (in x's face)
spliff You spliff up
spunch You punch yourself/x
spy You spy on people with rays
You spy on x
squeak You squeak (at x)
squeal You squeal in delight
squeeze You squeeze x fondly
ssit You suit down
You sit on x's lap
sskip You skip around happily
You skip around x
stagger You stagger around (string)
stamp You stamp your foot
stand You stand up
stare You stare into space
You stare at x
step You do a little step dance
You step on x's foot
stifle You stifle a giggle
strangle You strangle yourself/x
streak You shed all your clothes and streak around the room naked
You shed all your clothes and streak by x
stretch You stretch
stroke You stroke your chin thoughtfully
You stroke x
strut You strut your stuff (at x)
stumble You stumble (string)/around the room
suck You suck your thumb
You suck on x's ear
You suck (string)
sue You feel like suing the pants off someone
You attempt to sue x for all they are worth
sulk You sulk in the corner (near x)
swagger You swagger about/at x
swear You swear (at x)
sweat You sweat profusely (on x)
swim You give a good imitation of swimming
swing You swing x out onto the dance floor, just as the big band music starts up.
swoon You swoon (at x)
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tackle You tackle x in the chest
tango You put a rose in your mouth and do the forbidden dance with x
tantrum You throw a tantrum (at x)
tap You tap your foot impatiently
You tap x on the shoulder
tattle You go home to tell your Mommy on the cabbage
taunt You taunt yourself/x
tease You tease yourself/x
tempt You tempt fate/x
thank You thank x
think You think carefully/(string)
threaten You threaten yourself/x
throw x hiyyyyaaa
thwok You thwok x
tickle You tickle x. X giggles at you
timewarp You do the timewarp (with x)
tip You tip your hat (at x) stylishly
titter You titter (at x)
tm You masquerade as a giant TM and run around the room.
You turn x into a giant TM and watch as everyone chases it.
toast You propose a toast to happiness
You raise your glass and toast x
tongue You poke your tongue out at x
tousle You tousle x's hair
tower You tower over x
tremble You tremble (at x)
trip You trip up/x
tuck You tuck x in and kiss it goodnight
tug You tug on x's sleeve in a desperate attempt to get some attention
tumble You tumble head over heels
twang You twang calmly (at x)
tweak You tweak x's bottom
twiddle You twiddle your thumbs
twinkle You twinkle like a star (at x)
twirl You twirl x round in circles
twitch You twitch (at x)
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umm You scratch your chin and say: 'Ummmm'.
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vader You squeeze you fingers together and say (to x): 'I find your lack of faith disturbning'.
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wag You wag your tail (at x)
waggle You waggle your finger (at x). What has x done wrong?
wait You wait (for x)
wake You wake up (x)
waltz You waltz around the room with x
warn You warn x
wave You wave (to x)
wedgie You wedgie x playfully. Ouch, that has got to hurt.
weep You weep unashamedly.
You weep with x.
welcome You welcome x warmly
whap You whap yourself repeatedly.
You whap x over the head
whicker You whicker
whimper You whimper (at x)
whine You whine (at x)
whinge You whinge (at x)
whinny You whinny
whistle You whistle innocently
You whistle appreciatively at x.
wibble You wibble like bil (at x)
wiggle You wiggle your bottom (at x)
willie You lick your finger and stick it in x's ear.
win You win the game! You don't need to hassle creators now.
wince You wince (at x)
wink You wink (at x)
wipe You wipe the sweat from your brow.
You wipe your hands on x.
wish You wish x a Happy Hogswatch Day
wobble You wobble (at x)
womble You womble around (x happily)
wonder You wonder about reality and how boring it can be
You wonder about (string)
woo You woo (at x)
woohoo You go WOOOOO-HOOOOO! (at x)
worship You worship Pinkfish/x
wreath You send a wreath of flowers to x's close friends and family
wrinkle You wrinkle your nose
wuffle You wuffle x affectionately
wuzzle You wuzzle woozle (at x)
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yawn You yawn (at x)
yikes You go: 'Yikes!' (at x)
yodel You yodel loudly
You yodel happily to x
yulil You strangle x violently, while screaming: Why you little...
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zip You zip around the room/x
zonk You go: 'Zonke zonke zonke'.
You zonk x on the nose.
zot You zot anxiously
You zot x.
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