Nerdity Tests
These will help you determine your nerdity quotient, or how much of a geek / hacker you are. There is also the Pyromaniac's Purity Test, and the Weirdity Test. "When people see you running, do they automatically drop what they're doing and join in your flight?" "Do you love the smell of an open gas can on a warm summer's night?" "Is your IQ greater than your weight?"
For those of you more interested in how *ugh* pure you may be, then this site will offer a selection of tests for all the more obscure walks of life.