Here is an interview i did with one 'tishi-chan' a very retarded and fat newbie.
tishy-chan:hi asl
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:Hi you're a newbie.
tishy-chan:f you
tishy-chan:do u know serena's phone number?
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:Yes.
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:What do I want to do with the letter 'f'?
tishy-chan:what is it
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:1-900-SKANK-HO
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:$3.95 a minute. International rates apply.
tishy-chan:go screw yourself
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:If only it were possible.
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:The world would be a better place.
tishy-chan:get a nother dick and then screw your self
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:Well for the time being I use my moother's 18 inch black dildo.
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:I suppose it will have to suffice for the time being.
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:My you do take a long time to type an insult do you not?
tishy-chan:good just screw yourself asshole
tishy-chan:fuck u
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:What does the letter 'u' stand for?
tishy-chan:you
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH: Ah that is better
tishy-chan:stop talking to me
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:Is your labia currently coated in natural love juices from me talking to you?
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:I take that as a yes?
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:Are you currently stroking the swollen lips of your vagina thinking of me?
tishy-chan: maybe and leave me the hell alone
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:Maybe?
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:Hmmmm sounds interesting...
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:Why dont you take some pics and scan them for me?
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:Yes I have an asshole.
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:Sometimes shit comes out of it.
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:Is this some pathetic attempt at flooding me?
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole,/p>
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
tishy-chan:leave me alone asshole
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:Hahahaha this will be a splendid thing to add to my website!
tishy-chan:no
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:Perhaps you would like to read our conversation later?
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:You may do so at http://www.newbienomicon.cjb.net
SSJ3CHIBIGOKUH:It will be posted in the editorials.
After this she stopped talking in whisper and speaking to some newbie named Dragoon_Jeremy and asking him to beat me up (using his super powerful action text of course) and then she left saying 'g2g' the newbie rhetoric for 'Got To Go'