Fan Mail

Some of the e-mail we've gotten has been rather interesting. I'll post the good ones here, uncensored and uncut. I'l also post their return email addresses if anyone wants to flame these idiots.

Date: Sun, 18 May 1997 14:52:38 -0700
From: John David Duke
Subject: EAT MY BALLS!
My NAME IS BLAKE VOYLES AND I'M GAY! I WANT U 2 EAT MY BALLS NOW. YOU NEED A GOOD EYE 2 SEE THEM!

Date: Fri, 06 Jun 1997 11:23:35 -0500
From: sharonsin
Subject: rage Rage Kicks ASS

Date: Mon, 09 Jun 1997 02:06:15 -0400
From: Colin Snyder
Subject: YOU MOTHA FUCKIN BASTARD
HEY DUMB FUCKS,
YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR FUCKIN FINGERS OUT OF YOUR ASS AND LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU THINK RAGE SUCKS THE BALLS, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN EATIN YO MAMA A LIL TO MUCH. I THINK THE MACHINE IN " RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" IS YOU DUMB FUCKS. THERE IS NO PURPOSE FOR YOUR FUCKIN WEB PAGE BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR GAY ASS SIGHT AND SEE ONE OF THE BEST BANDS BE INSULTED BY A LARDASS FUCKIN MAMA LICKEN SACK WACKIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: A PISSED RAGE FAN.
P.S. TAKE YOUR DAMN GAY PAGE OFF THE WEB BECAUSE IT SUCKS THE DIRTY COCK!!!
P.S.S. TAKE YOUR FINGER OUTTA YOUR MAMA AND GET STRAIGHT!!!

Date: Wed, 11 Jun 1997 18:10:55 -0700
From: harry kelly
Subject: RATM RULE
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE RULE AND YOUR THE ONE THAT WANTS TO EAT BALLS YOU COCK SUCKING FAGGOT

From: Chaka4150@aol.com
Date: Wed, 18 Jun 1997 16:11:11 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: page
Hey man i thought you® page wa§ a trip!i I hope you do more of them and if you do let me know!! Rage is like my favorite band and i think thats pretty nifty how you redid tha pics. later.

From: Blissnhoax@aol.com
Date: Fri, 27 Jun 1997 16:31:36 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: No Subject
What kinda fuckin dumbass would take the time to write all this bullshit: HEY DUMB FUCKS, YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR FUCKIN FINGERS OUT OF YOUR ASS AND LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU THINK RAGE SUCKS THE BALLS, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN EATIN YO MAMA A LIL TO MUCH. I THINK THE MACHINE IN " RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE" IS YOU DUMB FUCKS. THERE IS NO PURPOSE FOR YOUR FUCKIN WEB PAGE BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR GAY ASS SIGHT AND SEE ONE OF THE BEST BANDS BE INSULTED BY A LARDASS FUCKIN MAMA LICKEN SACK WACKIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FROM: A PISSED RAGE FAN. P.S. TAKE YOUR DAMN GAY PAGE OFF THE WEB BECAUSE IT SUCKS THE DIRTY COCK!!! P.S.S. TAKE YOUR FINGER OUTTA YOUR MAMA AND GET STRAIGHT!!!
I mean common, I love Rage and personally I thought your page was pretty fuckin hilarious. If you ever talk to the dipshit who tried to bomb on your ass in that letter you tell him to take his pussy attitude and shove it up his ass.

Date: Tue, 01 Jul 1997 09:31:44 -0400
From: godinez
Subject: HOMEPAGE
RAGE KICKS ASS. Later -BliSS-

So there's the email Ive received so far, I'll try to keep it up, but in the meantime, email me or go to the R&B Inc. homepage.

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