1. Name, I'm skipping this one! Surely you know who you are!
2. How did you get here?
- Fell in
- An act of
God
- Drove in
[2]
- I let my monkey
enter a random series of keystrokes (?)
- I had a vision
and it doth speaketh to me
- Space Ship
- I dunno
- I live here
[2]
- You made me
come! (Is this person talking about me???) [2]
- Have no idea.
- Not sure,
kind of hard to remember!
- g-anon (g-) made
me do it [2](geez... another one?) Hey... you wanna jump off a bridge?
- My mommy told
me to?
- Driving by.
- Surfing.
- I was summoned by Officer G-anon! (wow, am I really that bad?)
- My car broke down
- Cleared wax out of my ears
- My Moma.
- Insomnia
3. How slow do you drive?
- Ridiculous
speed.
- Slowly.
- Not sure,
my human ties me to the bumper! (Hey... I thought you were an aminal lover!)
- Very! [2]
- Not very!
- 70 mph
(does mommy know this zamette?)
- I cain't drive.
- As slow as
they come.
- As slow as
you want.
- Not very slow,
no one overtakes me!
- The Officer clocked me, but I sweet talked him and he let me go!
- I don't know, I close my eyes
- Drive?
- How Slow do you like it? Can adjust speed for the pleasure of my female passenger!
- Pretty slowly waiting to load 8)
- Depends on position
4. Do you want a ticket?
- Ok.
- Of course
not! I write them!
- No, I just
got my learners permit.
- From copmom?
Sure.
- No thanks.
- Concert right?
Michael Bolton, Kenny G or Yanni... I'll go if h&w will.
(gee, who was this?)
- Only to Branson
- Sure, got
any for Titanic? (haven't seen this one yet myself!)
- Ticket for
love?
- Always looking
for a ticket. (cool... I'll send you the next one I get!)
- Um, not really.
Although I've been stopped a few times.
- Is it to see the Redskins?
- Free ride?
- If its to Pearl Jam.
- Already given a "Ticket to Ride" by the Beatles
- ...maybe a ticket to ride...
- To a show?
5. Who is your favorite passenger?
(alright... if your aiming to kiss up, I better see my name alot!
:) just kidding....
- Mmike [2]
- My cats of
course.
- The duck.
- g-anon [3]
- h&w
- SLR's
(good one)
- That would
be my human, I do all the driving you know! (YIKES)
- Tammy Wynette's
corpse (Double YIKES)
- zamboni
- Alanna
- Many others
- Myself
- Lapo
- My CD Players
- Diablodog
- TerryO he's so cool (cute TO)
- BethL... she plays a mean flute in the backseat (girl, what are you doing in the back seat???)
- The acrobot
- Twisted
- Kaiser Sozay
- EJetson
ok... you guys did ok... I can live with this :)
6. How often do you visit?
- Daily
[12]
- Weekly
[6]
- Monthly
[1]
7. What do you like to do in Slow
Lane?
- Count Sheep
[7]
- Drink coffee
[5]
- Drive Slow
[2]
- Buy a Bagel
[4]
- Watch TV
- Read a book
- win once in
a while
- mocha cappacino
please
- ROI
- Bang my head
- Drive by shooting practice
- Play GA every round (sheep answer was already chosen by Twisted)note to readers: this was part of this answer!
- Sex
- laugh
8. Who do you like to do it (that)
with?
-
The SLR's [8]
- The boogieman [2]
- Me [5]
- You [2]
- The President
9. Whose
g-string
is THAT???
- Mmike [4]
- slydad
- Twisted [3]
- h&w [4]
- EJetson
- TerryO [2]
- NuShoes
- (Mr.) Furf
10. Where in the world did
you get your license?
- Mail Order [7]
- K-Mart [3]
- 7-11 [3]
- Sears [2]
11. And the question you've all been waiting for... h&w's shrinkage... is it:
- a natural
state [7]
- only when
swimming [2]
- only when
acroing
- unable to tell
the difference [5]
Well gang, LOL, keep 'em coming
and I'll put them up and/or add them to the tally as soon as they get here!!!
Anything else you've just got to know... let me know and we'll add
it on there!