Rules of the Road... don't get a ticket!


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Not that rules aren't made to be broken, these are just some of the things we choose to follow when driving in the Slow Lane. It makes for a fun and peaceful game and helps keep us in line.

Do not exceed 45 mph.

Proper usage of the turn signal is advised.

We_don't_generally_vote_for_answers-like-any-of.these.it.is.obvious-why-not.

You can only come in if you bring gifts for the ladies : ) and new chew toys, bones or catnip for the pets… cheese please for the 'Mauses!

Highway patrol keeps it clean so watch out!

In case your mom never told you, poo-poo and pee-pee belong in the toilet, not the Slow Lane.

We aim for a pollution free room, so farts are out also.

H&W keeps a ready supply of /'s handy if you need one. Twisted has the back-up supply.

Officer EJetson is usually hidden behind the trees, so mind your manners please.

TT HH II SS is also not a good answer. You can't 2 pt. Your way to 30 pts in Slow Lane.

If you play a game, don't leave at the face off, stay and vote!! Anything else is bad form!

You'll probably see a lot of gmv and wtg - just let us roll with it. Its habit.

(These are not true, I repeat, these are not true)

Come on in and do an age/sex/loc/hair-color/eyes/dob/ssn/shoe-size/kids/pets/bank-account-balance check. We love to talk about ourselves. Rright Mmike?

And please feel free to pick any, and I mean any, topic. Marmalade is baby's favorite.

And by golly, we just love, love, love to play that Dating Game!!!

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