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Thanks and acknowledgement for all the goot ideas!
- Hi gang! I believe we are finally unpacked from the move. Just about settled in now! Be sure to check out the changes and updates and keep those pictures and ideas coming in so we can stay "fresh"! Coming soon: AcroCars, SLR top vote getting acro;s, and more additions of players home pages. Be sure to check them all out!
- Cody sent over the live traffic cam links, hope you've all checked those out -- exciting live action! Just click on the animated pic in the Slow Lane logo.
- Every time we get a new item up, Diablodog sends a logo right over. Don't they look great??
- Stealth1 has suggested more personal info in the player bios. We think you should all do a home page instead! So we'll leave that up to you.
- Don't forget to check the "exit" links off the site... lots of fun stuff!
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Pondering the Pending Pandering - Friday night is date night and the SLR's party it up! On this night of nights, and only this night, we do our own variation of Acrophobia. The only acros permitted and/or voted for are name pandering of the Slow Lane Regulars. This is a downright side-splitting, hilariously good time and we love it!!! At the end of the evening you'll find us all ROFLOAO - all except zamboni that is, who will be ROI. |
Pantslessness - This is Thursday night's gig - don't bother asking, 'cuz we're not even going to elaborate on this one! (too scary!) |
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Quips, Quotes and Chants from the Highway
- Hope, hope hope
- One of these things is not like the others...
(If you see this, we probably are talking about you!)
- Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho
- Warped minds think alike!
- I vote for h&w and/or I vote for the green one (h&w)
- I'm not being snobby, but...
- ./ignore (name of jerk here!) / oops!
(take this as warning that we don't like the way you're driving!)
- I Have Tomorrow Off!
(gmv!)
- Yes, that is a string of garlic hanging on our door!
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LOST & FOUND:
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One male g-string, found Thursday night. Ok, we've had no takers, so please e-mail in your guesses so we can unload these on the most obvious choice! |
WANTED: |
We are still waiting on a few pictures! Get 'em in folks! Please, please, please, please! |
WANTED: |
Diablodog is making an acro pet page, so get your pet pictures to her ASAP!! Page looks fantastic, be sure you check it out. |
WANTED: |
Home pages for every player!! Get one in to link to your name!! (Free from Tripod, Geocities, your ISP, and/or numerous other wonderful places!) They make it so easy for you... |
REWARD: |
Has anyone seen TerryO's laundry? Disappeared one night while playing acro! |
WANTED: |
A new fire hydrant, preferably red or yellow in color for Diablodog. A semi truck came through and wiped out the old one. |
WANTED: |
Hook is still looking for a fish... |
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Rumor has it that copmom and 4bama are looking for that box of donuts again. |
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