Here you will find all threats, etc. from those who drive by that are not our friends! :)
Eek Eek Eek!
This little gem came from an anonymous source straight from our very own Guest Book. Personally, I think that if you got something you got to say, claim it as your own or don't bother! Anyway, here it is:
Name: I have a complaint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Website: complain
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: complain
Time: 1998-06-10 22:09:09
Comments: This page is never updated!!!!!! About time some memorable acros page was filled. I thought part
of the Idea of a web page was to keep it up to date!!!!!!!!!! Come on get your act together or give it up!!!!!!!!!
It's Just not good enough!!!!!!!!! UPDATE IT EVERYDAY SO YOUR READERS HAVE SOMETHING INTRESTING TO SEE INSTEAD OF THE SAME OLD THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My response? I have a life buddy, give it up. I don't see any contributions coming from your anonymous self. Hmm? Ha! Loser!
Who does this clown think he is, threatening the SLR's?? Let's sic Diablodog on his patootie!!
I've come up with a list of potential SLR for beginners. Let me know what you think!
Ways To Best Endear Yourself To The Slow Lane's Drivers!
(1) When entering the room it is customary to always ask for an age/sex/location check, so before
saying hello remember first impressions count!
Special Note: Since people may come and go at any point during a game, have the courtesy to
repeat this request every time a new soon-to-be friend comes in. The entire
room will thank you!
(2) When someone uses an acro that isn't very good, it is almost a duty for the courteous player to
point out the blunder and ridicule that individual's nickname / heritage / ethnicity / sex in a
funny yet thought provoking way. Don't worry, the offending acrophobe will thank you for your
help when they get as good as you are. If you're worried about hurting someone's feelings, simply
append the funny:
LOL (laughing out loud)
-or-
ROFLMAO (rolling on floor, laughing my ass off) (ed. note - that's ROILMAO for zamboni)
to the end of your constructive criticism.
Special Note: You may need to take advantage of the information received in the preceding note (it
all ties together).
(3) All inhabitants of the Slow Lane enjoy helping other lesser players out so if you're having
a little trouble coming up with a good acro just enter something that can capture the speed pts.
Usually, players will empathize with the individual's problems and will vote for it to help
relax play. Hey, we've all been there before, right!
Special Note: We love the occasional chat response (commonly called flooding) of gibberish or just
a bunch of carriage returns. It highlights your inability to come up with a good
acro by poking a little fun at yourself. Who couldn't laugh at that?
(4) We all feel sorry for the occasional player in the basement. Whining and begging for votes will
draw everyone closer to that individual. It may help to casually point out which acro is
yours prior to voting. Help us to help you!
(5) Remember to always keep the game moving. If players seem slower than usual, it may help if
you tell them which topic to choose quickly between rounds. If you really have a preference
repeat it a few times. After all, the squeeky wheel gets the grease!
(6) If you're planning to leave the room, do it just prior to or during the face-off. After all,
you don't want to vote anyways and we don't want dead weight hanging around!
If I don't get $1,000,000 in small bills by name-pandering eve, I'll release this email to all newbies.
LOL
ROFLMAO
TerryO
Next time you see TerryO be sure to let him know what you think of him and his silly threats!
Page created 3/07/98 by g--anon (creativity, publicity & begging) and Mmike (moral & technical support, plus slave labor),
I'm sure we stole stuff somewhere, so if you tell us you will be properly credited and/or ignored. Like this for example: Special thanks to TerryO for this lovely bit of comedy! For external use only. If taken internally, induce vomiting (if the content hasn't already done so), place your head between your legs and kiss your patootie goodbye!
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