NOT-SO-NICE GIFTS
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO SHOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR CURRENT OR EX-FRIEND, EX-LOVER, EX-HUSBAND, EX-WIFE, ETC. SEND THEM A NOT-SO-NICE GIFT! ARE YOU ANGRY OR MAD AT SOMEONE, THEN PICK OUT JUST THE RIGHT GIFT TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS. ALL GIFTS ARE GAG ITEMS AND WILL NOT CAUSE ANY REAL HARM!
ALL ORDERS WILL BE SHIPPED IN A GIFT BOX (PRICING INCLUDES GIFT BOX). ONLY THE INFO YOU WANT TO DISCLOSE ABOUT YOU WILL BE SENT IE., NAME. YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS. YOUR ADDRESS WILL NOT BE GIVEN OUT UNLESS YOU SPECIFY SAME. NOTE CARDS WILL BE INCLUDED IN EACH SHIPMENT. YOU MAY CHOOSE THE COMMENT YOU WOULD LIKE ENCLOSED OR YOU MAY WRITE YOUR OWN.
IF YOU JUST WANT TO ORDER PRODUCTS WITHOUT GIFT BOXES, CHECK OUT MY NOVELTY SITE: KZ NOVELTY PRODUCTS
CHOOSE ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING ITEMS:
RUBBER RAT
$5.00 EACH _______________
*SINGLE RAT ONLY
RUBBER MOUSE
$3.00 EACH _____________
THUMBCUFFS
$2.00 EACH _____________
JUMBO RUBBER COCKROACH
$5.00 EACH _____________
FAKE COCKROACH
$3.00 EACH _____________
RUBBER ROACHES - (TOTAL OF
12)
$6.00 EACH SET ______________
$ .50 EACH ______________
BUNCH OF RUBBER ROACHES - (TOTAL OF
144)
$25.00 EACH SET ______________
PLASTIC SPIDERS-70
$2.75 EACH ______________
$2.50 EACH_________________________
FAKE PICNIC ANTS-100
$4.00 EACH SET _____________
RUBBER LOBSTER
$5.00 EACH ______________
PLASTIC CRAB
$4.00 EACH______________________
SOFT DOO
THIS DOO IS A SOLID SOFT RUBBER THAT IS VERY DURABLE.
THIS DOO COULD LAST A LIFETIME......YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT THAT LONG.
3" DIAMETER
$4.00 EACH ________
ANY OF THE ABOVE WILL BE SHIPPED IN A LOVELY GIFT BOX AND MAILED ANONYMOUSLY TO THE ADDRESS OF YOUR CHOICE.
1. CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING: RED TISSUE PAPER, BLACK TISSUE PAPER, GREEN TISSUE PAPER.
2. ALL PICTURED PACKAGED ITEMS ARE REMOVED FROM THE ORIGINAL PACKAGE AND ARE ARRANGED IN THE GIFT BOX.
3. PRINT OUT PAGE AND WRITE, ON THE LINE NEXT TO THE PRICE, THE QUANTITY OF THE ITEM(S) YOU WANT.
4., ENCLOSURE CARDS: CIRCLE THE ITEM NUMBER FOR YOUR MESSAGE CARD OR CIRCLE 27. (OTHER) AND WRITE WITH YOUR OWN NOTE:
1. YOU'RE A RAT!
2. YOU RAT
3. BE A MAN!
4. CHEAPSKATE
5. YOU ARE SO
STUPID
6. YOU
HAVE NO HEART
7.
YOU BROKE MY HEART
8. HEARTBREAKER
9. YOU ARE SO CHEAP
10. GROW UP
11. YOU'RE A PIECE A SHIT
12. YOU PIECE OF
CRAP
13. THE
PERFECT GIFT FOR YOU
14. SHITHEAD
15. WHAT A SHIT
16. PARTY POOPER
17. YOU TURD
18. YOU SHIT
19. YOU ARE SUCH A SNAKE
20. YOU SNAKE
21. YOU'RE A WORM
22. YOU GIVE ME THE CREEPS
23. WHAT A CREEP
24. YOUR A CREEP
25. I JUST CAN'T GET RID OF
YOU
26. YOUR LIKE
A ROACH, I JUST CAN'T GET RID OF YOU!
27.
OTHER_________________________________________________ (WRITE YOUR MESSAGE
HERE)
YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS, USE ONLY YOUR NAME, NO ADDRESSES WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE SHIPMENT.
FILL IN THE FOLLOWING:
SHIP TO:__________________________________________________
FROM:___________________________________________________
SHIPPING INFORMATION:
SHIP TO NAME:___________________________________
ADDRESS:_________________________________________
CITY, STATE & ZIP CODE:___________________________
E-MAIL
ADDRESS:___________________________________________________________
1. PRINT PAGE
2. FILL IN ALL PERTINENT INFORMATION
3. SEND CHECK OR MONEY ORDER INCLUDE SHIPPING CHARGE
Shipping And Handling charges are listed
below. Delivery in 7-14
days.
|
United States | |
|
Merchandise Total |
Ground |
|
$0-$20 |
$5.95 |
|
$20.01-$30 |
$6.95 |
|
$30.01-$40 |
$7.95 |
|
$40.01-$50 |
$8.95 |
|
$50.01-$75 |
$9.95 |
|
$75.01-$100 |
$11.95 |
|
$100.01-$250 |
$13.95 |
|
250.01-$500 |
$16.95 |
|
500.01 + |
$26.95 |
4. MAIL TO:
KZ ENTERTAINMENT
5 BRYN MAWR PLACE
YONKERS, NY 10701
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