You guessed it right folks, this weeks sacrilege is a can of turkey testicles!  This is by far the one of the most disturbing items ever, and we should all as humans be ashamed that this exists.  You don't have to be a vegetarian to be completely sickened by the thought of a can full of turkey testicles.  I think the warning on the label "size and color may vary" is not even needed.  If you are eating turkey testicles, size and color should be relatively insignificant.  IF you eat these, you should be imprisoned.  End of story.