The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Reviewed by: AceOfSpades

August 6, 1999

 

Ace's belated initial comments on The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly:

Sergio Leone was the son of silent film director Vincenzo Leone. After making several sword and sandal epics, Leone decided to adapt Kurosawa's Yojimbo (itself based on the Dashiell Hammett novels The Glass Key and Red Harvest), and set it in the American Old West. He called his script A Fistful of Dollars (Per un Pugno di Dollari, which I think actually translates as “FOR a Fistful of Dollars”).

Leone's first choice to play The Man with No Name was Henry Fonda. But of course Henry Fonda was too expensive for an Italian western filmed in Spain on a budget of $200,000. His next choice, James Coburn, was also too expensive. He then offered the role to Charles Bronson – but Bronson passed, calling it the worst script he'd ever read.

Bronson would later note that Leone knew more about Westerns than most American directors.

He then offered the role to an American actor working in Europe—Richard Harrison—who instead recommended that Leone try watching a tv Western series called Rawhide, and consider giving the part to the series co-star, thirty-four year old Clint Eastwood.

Leone's thoughts on Eastwood: “Clint Eastwood did not say a word [in the episode of Rawhide], but, he was good at getting on a horse, and he had a way of walking with a tired, resigned air…However, he was a little sophisticated, a little ‘light', and, I wanted make him look more virile, to harden him, to ‘age' him for the part as well - with that beard, that pancho which made him look broader, those cigars. When I went to find him, in order to offer him the part, he had never smoked in his life; this posed problems, for, to have cigar constantly in one's mouth when one does not know how to smoke….! Before the second film, he said to me ‘Listen Sergio, I'll do everthing you want, except smoke!' - but that was impossible, since the protagonist was the same.”

The story concerned of an amoral drifter—The Man with No Name-- wandering into a town controlled by gangsters, and playing both sides against the other for his own benefit.

Leone borrowed much of Kurosawa's style from Yojimbo, and also Ennio Morricone's score from the same film. And Eastwood made a huge impression as the laconic, seemingly laid-back, but forever deadly Man with No Name—an Icon was born.

Many thought Eastwood was pretty foolish for agreeing to take the role. Eastwood's salary for Fistful of Dollars-- $15,000. But the film was a hit, and soon Eastwood was an enormous star, even if moreso in Europe than in America. The following year Leone and Eastwood re-teamed to make the sequel, For a Few Dollars More. The sequel featured a similar “playing two bad sides against the other” plot, and this time featured another American actor named Lee Van Cleef as “The Colonel,” an anti-hero similar to Eastwood's.

Which brings us to the third of the trilogy, The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (1966). Once again, Eastwood as The Man with No Name (though Tuco calls him “Blondie”). And once again, The Man with No Name is playing rivals against each other in order to get his hands on a sizeable sum of money. Lee Van Cleef returns—although it's very unclear to me if Van Cleef is supposed to be reprising his role from For a Few Dollars More or if he's playing a different character.

And, of course, another Morricone score—this time, one of the most distinctive and memorable scores in the history of cinema. From the start of the distinctive credit sequence and bizarre, alien-sounding score, you know you're not going to be watching the typical western. (Fun fact: The score's signature, modulated scream—“Aaa-aaa – aaa- aaaaahh”—is supposed to sound like a hyena's cry. But it doesn't. It sounds like a maniac screaming in hell. All to the better, I think.)

The credits tell the story: Blondie is The Good (“Il Buono”). Lee Van Cleef plays Angeleyes, The Bad (“Il Cattivo”). And Eli Wallach, who turns in the film's best performance, plays Tuco the Rat, The Ugly (“Il Brutto”). (Note that the Italian name is Il Buono, Il Brutto, Il Cattivo, which translates as The Good, The Ugly, The Evil(Bad). The American title switches around “The Bad” and “The Ugly” because it sounds better. If you're watching a version of the videotape with title credits in Italian, you might notice that The Ugly and The Bad are switched around).

The plot: Blondie and Mexican bandit Tuco “The Rat” have a racket going-- Blondie turns Tuco in at various towns, collects the sizable bounty on his head, then rescues him before he can be hanged. Then they go to the next town and repeat the scam. Eventually Blondie tires of this arrangement and strands Tuco in the middle of a desert, telling him their partnership is over. Tuco survives his ordeal in the desert and eventually finds Blondie again. And now Tuco subjects Blondie to a forcible march through the baking desert, until his skin blisters horribly and he nearly dies.

In the midst of this torture, an out of control stage-coach happens by. One soldier is alive—barely. He tells Tuco that a fortune ($200,000 in gold) is buried in a cemetery somewhere, and he'll tell him where if he can only have some water. Before he dies, the soldier manages to tell Tuco which cemetery the gold's in, but he tells Blondie which grave it's buried in. And thus begins Tuco's and Blondie's uneasy alliance, both needing the other to find the gold, and both planning on killing the other when it's found.

Of course, it turns out that a sadistic soldier and hired killer named Angeleyes is simultaneously trying to locate this fortune. Ultimately Angeleyes tortures Tuco until he tells him his part of the secret. And thus a new uneasy alliance is forged—this time between Angeleyes and Blondie, while Angeleyes sends Tuco the Rat off to be killed. While Blondie sheds no tears at the thought of a world without Tuco, he also knows that it's very hard to kill a rat...

A simple plot: Three greedy sociopaths who'd like to kill each other. Lots of guns. $200,000 in gold buried in a cemetery. A desolate, lawless wasteland (the Civil War still rages in background). Let the mayhem and double-dealing begin.

GB&U contains lots of trademark Leone—extreme close ups on faces, especially shifting eyes. Leone takes his sweet old time in setting up his violence— men take long minutes slowly crossing dusty roads, spurs clinking all the way. It's a decidedly European technique—American films, especially modern ones, never seem to “waste time” on such business. But, of course, Leone uses such long takes to good effect—you know goddamned well that something is going to happen, and Leone's confidence in making you wait for it to happen is effective.

Then there's the brutality and cynicism of the picture. Leone's take: “ ‘The Americans' have always depicted the West in extremely romantic terms - with horse that runs to his master's whistle. They have never treated the West seriously, just as we have never treated the ancient Rome seriously … Perhaps the most serious debate on the subject was made by Kubrick in the film Spartacus: the other films have always been cardboard fables. It was this superficiality that struck and interested me.” Speaking of the difference between himself and John Ford, Leone said: “As Romans, we have a strong sense of the fragility of empires. It is enough to look around us. I admire very much that great optimist, John Ford. His naivete permitted him to make Cinderella - I mean, The Quiet Man. But, as Italians, we see things differently. That is what I have tried to show in my films. The great plains - they are very beautiful, but, when the storm comes, should people bury their heads in the sand of the desert? I believe that people like to be treated as adults from time to time. Because a man is wearing sombrero and because he rides a horse, does not necessarily mean that he is imbecile…Ford, because of his European origins - as a good Irishman - has always seen the problem from a Christian point of view … his characters and protagonists always looks forward to a rosy, fruitful future. Whereas I see the history of the West as really the reign of violence by violence”

Despite the casual cynicism, the film actually has a bit of heart. The ending—after the famous three-way shootout, I mean – is just perfect. A happy ending where none seemed possible, all because “The Good” turned out to be, well, rather more “Good” than Tuco really could have been expected. This is *realistic* cynicism, credible cynicism, not absurdly exaggerated cynicism for cynicism's sake, a disease sadly presen

a disease sadly present in many American movies which try to be “gritty” or “dark.” (Compare the execrable “Cruel Intentions,” which I had the great misfortune of watching this past week. But that's a whole different discussion.)

Well, I guess I could dodder on a bit more and comment on how extraodinary Tuco is—both his character and Wallach's performance (note that Wallach actually has more screen time than Eastwood; in several ways, he's the real central character of the film). Or how fucking incredibly COOL Clint Eastwood is, or how perfect the final shootout is, or how the actual ending is just too perfect for words—but I suppose I'll have a chance to say that later.

By the way: Most of the information here comes from The Sergio Leone Homepage, a nice page with lots of good info. I cribbed all of my quotes and dates and “fun-facts” and such from the page. If you want to read more, go here:

http://film.tierranet.com/directors/s.leone/sergioleone.html

The page also features Real Audio clips of Morricone's score (sadly brief; cutting off the music before the aaaa-aaa-aaaah, wah wah wah) and Real Audio clips from the movie.

One fun-fact I *didn't* crib from the webpage: Eastwood or Leone (I forget who) pointed out that The Man with No Name almost always uses his left hand for mundane tasks like turning a door knob, holding a fork, etc. Why? Because he always keeps his gun hand free.

A fun-fact I *did* crib from the webpage: In the opening of Leone's Once upon a Time in the West (which will be the next movie I rent), the character “Harmonica” kills three gunslingers at a train station. He intended that the three gunslingers would be played by Wallach, Van Cleef, and Eastwood, as a way of closing the Fistful trilogy. Although Wallach and Van Cleef agreed, Eastwood refused, and Leone cast other people in the roles.

Personally, I'm happy Eastwood refused. You can't kill The Man with No Name. He's above death, beyond it.

Oh:

And you can't talk about GBU without discussing its flaws. It's a masterpiece, all right, but a flawed one.

The first flaw has to do with budget. Leone had a big one for GBU, and apparently his little three-player script wasn't spending enough money. So he chose to pad the movie with a boring segment in a prisoner of war camp, and a boring segment about blowing up a bridge for the Union. He decided he'd be ambitious. He decided he'd show how terrible a prisoner of war camp could be (he says he was trying to give the impression of a concentration camp); and he wanted to show how futile war was, so he subjected us to a drunk, dying Union captain yammering on for ten minutes about how futile war is.

Thanks for the info, Sergio.

These two sequences are horrifically out of place here. We have three compelling characters engaged in a cynical race for gold. And yet Leone decides to interrupt the story twice to insert anti-war "messages." Personally, I like my cynicism and brutality without PC messages, but that's just me. The movie isn't ABOUT war-- it's about greed-- and yet he chooses to make his thematic points about war. This is akin to Saving Private Ryan pausing twice to give us screeds about the dangers of selfishness and greed.

The bridge sequence is a horrible piece of plotting-- Tuco and Blondie "just stumble" upon the camp of thousands of men without hearing them previously. And the prisoner of war camp is almost worse, because we're asked to accept the heretofore undisclosed fact that Angeleyes oversees the camp, at least when he's not moonlighting as a gunfigter, hired killer, and bounty hunter. Precisely how Angeleyes manages to go AWOL for weeks at a time without being hanged for desertion is never explained.

But...

Flaws excepted, it's a great flick. What's funny about the two scenes is that not only are they BAD, but they also are almost entirely responsible for the film's unnacceptable 2 hr 42 min running time. Cut these two stinker scenes out and you've got yourself a leaner, meaner, and tighter 2 hr 15 min classic.

But that's just my opinion.

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