Trekkies

Reviewed by: AceofSpades

November 22, 1999

 

A documentary about "Trekkies" or "Trekkers" or whatever they call themselves, narrated/reported by Denise Crosby (the blonde Security Chief chick on early ST: TNG), featuring some interviews with ST cast members (Spock, Janeway, Q, Data, McCoy, Scotty, Sulu, Chekov, Uhura, Jordie, goofy looking chef-alien on Deep Space 9; but no Kirk or Picard or even Avery Brooks).

The documentary is reasonably enjoyable, especially early on. It's like going to the zoo, or, more accurately, it's like going to a human menagerie of dysfunctional persons. If the documentary means to humanize these freaks, it usually fails; here sunshine does not cut through the darkness of predjudice, but rather illuminates these goofballs in a harsh and unforgiving light.

Here you'll see the jurist who attended a Whitewater trial wearing her full Star Trek uniform every day, complete with communicator and phaser. She tells you that just as actual military officers are required to wear their uniforms every day (actually, they're not, but whatever), so is she required as an Lieutennant Commander of Starfleet. And people she works with call her "Commander," per her request.

And then there are scads of Klingons. Apparently plump women with bursting bosoms are especially drawn to the Klingon way of life; you'll see a lot of them.

The film runs out of steam towards the end; there's only so long this sort of goofiness is enjoyable, and it begins to repeat itself quite a bit. Oddly, this cheap little film doesn't manage to snag long interviews with more than five or six Trekkies; rather than seeing new freaks in the last hour, we just see more and more footage of the same freaks from the first hour. Annoying, that. It feels like padding because it IS padding.

But make sure you watch the comedians who perform as the closing trailers run. There's one guy who does hilarious imitations of Kirk and Worf, definitely worth watching.

Rating: 3 out of 5.

PS: I know there are quite a few famous Trekkies, including Seinfeld's Jason Alexander. I'd have liked to have seen some of them, and hear them talk about Trek; the only one shown is somewhat-famous comic-book writer/artist Erik Larson, and even I barely know who he is.

And if you've ever heard Jason Alexander explain his fixation on Star Trek and Kirk, you'd know why. (When he auditioned for Equus at college, he did his role as a perfect imitation of William Shatner/Kirk. He says "I thought that's what good acting was." The director told him, "Well, I don't know if you're right for the role, but that's the best William Shatner I've ever seen.")