Something About Mary

Reviewed by: CalGal

August 7, 1998

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For the record, I heartily dislike the Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin type of movies.

But usually the people in the movies are so stupid or repugnant that I just can't stand it. Not so, here, and that's the only difference I can see. It's very rare for an entry in this movie category. Ted and Mary are very sweet people. Hell, even the bad guys are nice.

The hysterically funny scene with the zipper is made bearable by the fact that all the people are sympathetic and as helpful as you can imagine.

The plot, such as it is, is tied together beautifully. Expect resolution on every issue.

Chris Elliot redeems himself. Dillon is a glorious sleazebag, Lee Evans as the crippled, um, architect. Warren, the brother, was so good I found myself wondering if he was truly autistic. All the bit parts are great--Mary's parents, the shrink, the roommate, the friends, the two detectives in the interrogation room.

Stiller continues to impress me--he must react and suffer and love and masturbate and still be a believably nice guy. I hereby declare Diaz to be my favorite blonde actress who knows how to pick a part.

Also, prepare yourself for the finest performance ever delivered by a Border Terrier. I lean towards the CPR scene with Matt Dillon, but the hopped out on speed antics with Stiller and the outcome is oh, so very close.

Only *one* review I've read has properly attributed the homage to Cat Ballou. Don't ignore the drummer.

I laughed harder at this movie than any all year. Spawn judiciously awarded it more points than Zorro. I was tempted to demur, but I think he's less likely to be swayed by Banderas' charms, so he's probably right.

I'm also proud to say that I didn't need Spawn to explain to me why it was important that Mary was a Niners' fan.