Celebrity

Reviewed by: Cellar Door

October 30, 1998

Return

Saw "Celebrity" last night. A mixed bag. Fiffully funny. Always great to look at (thanks Sven!) But not about anything of importance. Kenneth Branagh doing Woody is annoying. Judy Davis great as always. Winona Ryder's features are beginning to fill out, becomingly. At last she looks like an adult. Leonardo DiCaprio is actually quite good for the first time in years. And then there's Charlize Theron!

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Christian Coalition should forget about those gym teachers in make-up and drag queens in suits, and put *her* in an ad. I don't care what your sexual orientation is -- if you don't want to sleep with this woman, check your pulse!