Just in from "Star Wars, Episode 1: The Menace of Star Wars
Fans" And it was everything I'd been led to expect. And less.
It's a film that sends you out into the streets humming the
digital electronics code.
The plot, as you might have read, is a steal from "Scudda
Hoo! Scudda Hay!" with Ewan McGregor in the Lon McAllister
role and Natalie Portman as June Haver.
A long time ago, in a development deal far far away, young Bobo
Fete is quickly growing to young Bobohood on his home planet,
TatooYou. With the help and encouragement of his mother,
Jenerator, he'll soon be a Freeper Knight. One day Queen CalGal
from the Bill Gates Federation arrives seeking shelter from the
evil Darth Cellar and his trusted aide Darth Jade. They get some
help from rather pathetic looking digititally-created creature
with floppy ears called Zsa Zsa, who acts like a stoned Franklin
Pangborn, yet talks like Willie Best with a speech impediment.
Thanks to the help of his Freeper Knight Masters: JJ. Biener,
FreeToChoose, and BoomerJeff, young Bobo wins an intergalactic
soapbox derby competition. But Darth Cellar and Darth Jade
triumph nonetheless, reducing Bobo and his allies to a pile of
ashes, and cutting the trilogy down to a single film.
The End.
