Get Carter

FrancisUrquhart

April 20, 2001

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I saw Get Carter. Don't ask why. An attempt to remake The Limey, but with Stallone as Terence Stamp, and no Soderbergh at the helm. You can imagine the results. It does raise some questions. Why is Stallone attired like Regis Philbin? If you wanted to cast an internet magnate who is into heterosexual porn and golf, why choose the fey Alan Cumming? Did Mickey Rourke have a Mark Hamill-type accident that scarred his face? How much does Miranda Richardson get for taking the traditional Grace Zabriskie role? Is Michael Caine looking to top his involvement in Jaws 12?