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Something About Mary

Reviewed by: JoeZan

June 7, 1999

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I can't remember whether it was here or IRL that I witnessed people actually raving about 'There's Something About Mary'. But all I have to say is, you gotta be kiddin'!

Anyway, last week I rented that, and 'Saving Private Ryan'. Of course, SPR was everything everyone said it was - best dang war movie *I* ever saw. And Hanks IS amazing.

But, 'T S A Mary'? What a piece of crap! So Cameron Diaz is a very beautiful, very engaging, likable piece of eye candy. But of such things are not great movies made. The worst part was, I absolutely peed myself laughing about 3 times during the flick, while my wife sat there, straight-faced, looking at me in astonishment. I still feel guilty.

The last time I experienced such a violent attack of Movie Guilt was while watching 'Weird Science' - curiously enough, a movie whose only redeeming feature was the very beautiful, very engaging piece of eye candy, Kelly Lebrock.