15 Minutes

MGleason

August 15, 2001

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I saw a truly terrible movie tonight: 15 Minutes. Let me say that I have what amounts to a masochist's tolerance for schlock, so believe me when I say that this film had no redeeming qualities. I rooted for the bad guys to kill everyone, especially the insufferable Ed Burns, but alas, the carnage was minimal. It is to weep; I am almost driven into the arms of Steven Seagal, but I must maintain my record of never having seen him in anything. Instead, I think I'll rent a bad movie that's awful in all the right ways: I Come in Peace, with Dolph Lundgren.