Hands on a Hard Body

Reviewed by: Marshame

September 17, 1998

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Hands on a Hard Body is a documentary about a contest in Longview Texas sponsored by a car dealership. They have a new truck, and they drew the names of 23 contestants. The contest is that you must keep one garden-gloved hand on the truck at all times. No leaning, no crouching, just standing there with a hand on the "hard body." 5-minute breaks every hour, 15 minutes every 6 hours. Interspersed throughout the course of the contest (which went 78 hours, as I recall - that would be 3 days and 6 hours!) were interviews from the previous winner before this contest, interviews with the contestants, comments from bystanders, and other interesting minutia.

Aside from the poor quality of film, it was intriguing, full of absurdities, insights into human nature and what motivates people, and "true human drama" as one of the contestants called it.

I thought it was an excellant study in human behavior. I really liked how they interwove the interviews with the participants before the contest. I really had no idea who would win, although I must admit when the guy who identified himself as a professional judge said he picked Kelly (I think that was her name - the young cocky girl in the baseball hat), I assumed she would do better than she wound up doing. I loved the big guy who stayed up all night the night before, planned to fast and eat Snickers, and didn't bring his tennies.

One of my favorite lines: "soon it seems that the world does not exist beyond the K-Mart parking lot."

If you get a chance to see it, I'd recommend it!