Woody Allen's Celibrity contains six of the most hilarious
minutes I have seen in awhile. The scene consists of the Bebe
Neuwurth character teaching the Judy Davis character how to give
a blow job. Bebe uses a peeled banana for a prop and ends up
choking on it.
What about the other two hours? I wish I had skipped it. It
consists mostly of Kenneth Brannagh doing a lame Woody Allen
imitation. Any insight into celebrity? Nada. Any profound
commentary on the relationships between men and women? Zip.
Woody has just become tired. I'm not even sure why the film was
in Black and White. It was pointless. Come to think of it, Deconstructing
Harry was also pretty lame. Another two hour movie with one
good joke (The elevator ride into Hell).
That would make Everybody Says I Love You as his last
worthy effort. IMHO, Woody Allen should stop making movies until
he has something new to say.
