recent horror rental flick update:
Valentine was a very by the numbers horror movie. absolutely nothing here is surprising. more than that, though, is the most unforgivable horror movie sin: it drags. badly.
the hunk from Angel is in it & Denise Richards is too. that's the star power. and, with this script, that is hardly surprising or the tiniest bit original. it can be summed up in one sentence: a dude sends chicks a valentine (guess when all this happens??) and then kills 'em.
2 1/2 quacks out of five. the 1/2 is there because while the killing scenes are brief, they are wonderfully brutal.
