Tomb Raider

ZojakQuafeth

June 15, 2001

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OK, saw a sneak preview of Tomb Raider last night. Don't bother. The action scenes are fine, but there is little or no substance to it.

Angeline Jole walks or runs around in the entire movie with one eyebrow raised and an Elvis-like smirk on her face. It really is her only expression. No matter what's going on at the time.

Not only that, but I was told that Jolie was "augmented" from a C to a D through use a bra for the whole thing, so I knew that even through the bouncy running scenes that I was being defrauded.... Sheesh.